To: Paul Atreides
My first impulse is the Verizon guy, but I think I have to go with either John Basedow of "Fitness Made Simple", or the guy who pitches the CD-ROM's that claim to teach you how to use Windows, and work "just like a VCR."
To: All
Oh! Who's that guy with the ponytail that's always advertising those excercise machines? OOOhh, he's really annoying? He says something like "If you don't like it -- if you don't like ME"
To: I Hired Craig Livingstone
...or the guy who pitches the CD-ROM's that claim to teach you how to use Windows, and work "just like a VCR." That guy cracks me up. He is hawking something called "The Video Professor" but he only says the words twice in the entire damnned commercial. The rest of the time he says, "would you please try my product"...."millions have used my product"...."my product works just like a VCR."
For Pete's sake! I'm no marketing genius, but it's a good idea to say the actual name of your "product" as much as possible....(and, yes, I know, that me actually knowing the name of the Video Professor defeats my whole argument, but I only remember because I was amazed at how often he said "my product.")
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08/13/2002 4:04:05 PM PDT by
seamus
To: I Hired Craig Livingstone
My first impulse is the Verizon guy, but I think I have to go with either John Basedow of "Fitness Made Simple", or the guy who pitches the CD-ROM's that claim to teach you how to use Windows, and work "just like a VCR." Two extremely good choices. I can't imagine how the CD-ROM guy makes money. His advertising budget must be in the billions.
To: I Hired Craig Livingstone
The Datril women golfers get our vote. They are the most disgusting. Watching this woman squirm around while trying to putt and hold her urine gets the clicker. Yeeeeeeeeesh
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