Traficant did, and the traitors Waled on him.
But in the dark and stormy night
The Wig sallies forth
As the heavens get ready to rumble.
The Wig be bracin' traitor-rapist 42 'bout dat million from Mochtar.
The Wig be badgerin' the Butch of Buchenvald 'bout dat hundred large from Chicken Man.
The Wig be arm-twisting Algore bout' dem strategic oil reserves.
The Wig be doing the Charles Dickens on Loserman 'bout his Enron end-run donations.
The Wig will rise from the pages of P-J-Comix to depose dirty Dems in the dead of night.
As they seek sleep counting sheep they find themselves horrified by the baaaad wigs of
You just had to post this on the day I wore my fur hat while ringing the Salvation Army bell in front of our Wal-Mart. Just because my hat looks like I picked it up in the parking lot...
Great job, PJ. So much of this Blago business reminds me of Traficant. I know a few folks from the Youngstown area and the scary thing is, if they hadn’t redrawn the 17th district to stretch into Summit county, that crooked bastard could win again. People there love him.