Black IX: "MAC-AULIFFE!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McLowlife...NOW!!!)

The Mysterious MudCave ^ | 31 July 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past...and Present.

McLowlife's "Global Crossing Scandal"

[Mudboy Slim]

"there's been talk 'bout chu, son. :o)"

Don't believe everythin' ya hear, pops!!

Then again, some of it may be true...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Get the US outta the UN and the UN outta the US!!"

"We should be alarmed. Compelling evidence, accumulated over the years by a few dedicated citizens and watchdog organizations, 2 reveals this difficult truth: The UN’s idealism is less than ideal; its similarity and loyalty to the US system, a facade; its promise for peace and liberty more a formula for war and tyranny; it’s leaders and founders, dedicated socialists and communists. The UN was never intended to be our friend. Yet, in the year 2000, we have a President, a State Department and two [I'd argue that Dubyuh ain't a convert...] presidential candidates collectively converted, not to the down-to-earth protection of US sovereignty and liberty under the Constitution, as per their oath of office, but to some pie-in-the-sky vision of a borderless, socially-conscious world under the United Nations. At such a crossroad, re-exposing the uncomfortable truth about the UN cannot be overdone. The UN is no friend to American ideals."

The UN is a paid--by US taxpayers--vacation for Effete Elitists and a Defender of Cruel Tyrants...let 'em carry on without American involvement and financing!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...jus' call call me, the Sultan's "Li'l Helper."

Reminds me of a song...

"What a drag it is gettin' old..."

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you've read elsewhere what 88 means."

Please bring me up to date, my FRiend...inquiring minds wanna know...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MY mama didn't raise no Hokie Boy."

Yer right...I fergot you still gots most of yer toofuses.

"I am Nittany Lion through and through.......And that reminds me...when do our teams clash on the college gridiron? I think we have a lunch at Sam Miller's riding on that one!"

UVA's at Penn State on the 9th of November...MUD

[sultan88]

Target Stores to Remove 88

This is an insult to any of us with an 88 in our name!!

[Landru]

"And to think I let you slide with "Life on the Lamb" in post 292!!!"

You did?
*Not* very graetful (g) of me then to make an issue, huh??

...pssst; whatinthehellisitsupposedtobe, anyway?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...pssst; whatinthehellisitsupposedtobe, anyway?"

Life on the RUN...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This is an insult to any of us with an 88 in our name!!"

Yep...each and every one of ya, ya notsee crackah!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ronald Reagan's "A Time For Choosing"

"This is the issue of this election: Whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether we abandon the American Revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives for us better than we can plan them ourselves. You and I are told we must choose between a left or right, but I suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There is only an up or down. Up to man's age-old dream-the maximum of individual freedom consistent with order or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. Regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would sacrifice freedom for security have embarked on this downward path. Plutarch warned, "The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits." The Founding Fathers knew a government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they knew when a government sets out to do that, it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose. So we have come to a time for choosing."

Hey hack, if you end up posting this speech in its entirety, please bump me to the thread.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Creative Society speech by Ronald Reagan"

"University of Southern California...April 19, 1966
This speech was delivered to an audience at the University of Southern California when Ronald Reagan was running for Governor of California."

"I am not a politician. I am an ordinary citizen with a deep-seated belief that much of what troubles us has been brought about by politicians; and it's high time that more ordinary citizens brought the fresh air of common sense thinking to bear on these problems. We've had enough of the wheeling and dealing, and enough of schemers and schemes. I think it's time now for dreamers--practical dreamers--willing to re-implement the original dream which became this nation--that idea that has never fully been tried before in the world--that you and I have the capacity for self-government--the dignity and the ability and the God-given freedom to make our own decisions, to plan our own lives and to control our own destiny."

Long Live Ronald Reagan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"President Bush has taken concrete action to strengthen our economy..."

"According to reports in the San Diego Union-Tribune McAuliffe claims that Republicans have "given the green light to unscrupulous CEOs by helping to foster a business environment that says 'if it feels good, do it.'" This week, The Washington Times and other news media organizations illustrated the hypocrisy of such statements by raising new questions about McAuliffe's eighteen million dollars profit in the now bankrupt Global Crossing. This is the same company that has been accused of using misleading accounting costing its employees their retirement savings. While McAuliffe charges Republicans with fostering an "unscrupulous" environment he has opportunistically used his political connections for financial gain, stating "if the worst thing you say about me is 'Terry McAuliffe has done business with people he's met through politics,' so be it. I plead guilty." Americans deserve better than Terry McAuliffe's opportunistic and hypocritical attacks. Republicans in Congress and President Bush are working to uphold honor and integrity in government and in corporate America and have delivered."

Finally, the Republican National Committee is hearing us!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...that ain't the last time yer gonna hear the words "I Plead Guilty" escape T-Maxx lips!!

[ForGod'sSake]

Long Live Ronald Reagan...

Amen brother. I have it on good authority that Ronald Reagan will live forever; we of the faith WILL see him again; in perfect health. Count on it! Unless I've missed some, my favorite remarks by RR:

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.

Ronald Reagan, 1964

FGS

[sultan88]

...pssst; whatinthehellisitsupposedtobe, anyway?

"Life on the lam" No B. "Lam" means "on the run to escape the authorities", etc.

[sultan88]

"A Time for Choosing" was one of the greatest speeches ever given. I remember watching it on TV a couple nights before the 1964 election. It helped boost Goldwater to 40% and made Ronald Reagan a force to reckon with for the next three decades. (I was a Student for Goldwater that year and Barry won the election in my school by 11 votes. We, the SFG's were so excited about Reagan's speech, that's all we talked about the next day.) Even Landru has probably forgotten that night, but that speech is engrained in my head forever.

[sultan88]

Yes! Another great (graet) speech by Ronaldus Maximus (SP?)!!

Admin Simp - I have missed you on this thread.

[sultan88]

...and a Lamb (with a B) is a baby sheep. So when the sheeple have babies, they are often called "lambles" for the first couple of years.

[sultan88]

"Questions continue to be raised about McAuliffe's recent business dealings and role in turning a $100,000 investment in Global Crossing into an $18,000,000 gain while employees lost their retirement savings in the now-bankrupt company. According to Fortune magazine the "scandal at Global Crossing has many of the same ingredients as Enron's: a colossal bankruptcy, a politically connected chairman who walked away with millions, dubious accounting, and inadequate disclosure.""

Unfortunately, the questions are raised everywhere but in the lamestream media. I agree with you, Dubya, that it's up to us FReepers to get the word out.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I have it on good authority that Ronald Reagan will live forever..."

As long as there are good people in this world who remember his words and actions, he shall.

BTW...I love that quote, too, but my favorite has to be the one wherein he describes America as "The Shining City on a Hill."

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done. Ronald Reagan, 1964

FGS, Thank You. Those words are immortal and should be recited daily by all patriots. Better yet, they should be placed on a monument to Ronald Reagan, in Washington, D.C.