Posted on 07/30/2002 11:03:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"
T-Mac's Sordid Past...and Present.
McLowlife's "Global Crossing Scandal"
Anytime, sultan.
We *impartials* simply must stick together; if, we ever hope to make a whole.
~eh?
"And also thanks for the two games you spotted me in the football wager with Mud..."
(~i did?? ~& he agreed to that, too? ~oy)
"...well, as he would say muchas grassiass, I may need them."
In the unthinkable event that young man gets a case of those Usinger Brats you'll be hearing "Mucho gassious" often & a lot, too.
Be advised! :o)
"That boy is serious about his football."
He sure in-the-hell is, alright; &, I for one??
Can't for the life of me figure out what's behind the boy's obsession, either.
...with the activities of millionaire criminals. {g}
Well, if you owned a squad like the one I drafted last night, you'd be lookin' forward to the Autumn with much anticipation as well.
"SlixMYbitch"
QB-Brett Favre
RBs-Fred Taylor, Stephen Davis, Duce Staley, Olandis Gary, Ricky Watters
WRs-Randy Moss, Plaxico Burress, Chris Chambers, J.J. Stokes, Dez White
TEs-Byron Chamberlain, Ernie Conwell
K-Jason Elam
D-Denver Broncos
I sense a FFL Championship Year a'comin'...MUD
HA!!
I'm ispired, Mud...
_______________________________
"MONEY, get away
Get a good job with more pay & you're OK
MONEY, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands & make a stash
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team"
_____________________________
*Brett Favre*, huh.
Hard to win games when for every touchdown thrown?
There're at LEAST two interceptions too, y'know.
(GB should've traded that guy two years ago; at least.)
...of course, I wish you much luck.
US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!
LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!
Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"
LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
(Haunting guitar solo...)
LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!
Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)
My draft is tonight. I am going for Bledsoe and Vick as my two QB choices, with Kordell Stewart as a possible third choice, if needed.
I particularly like these words. Graet rendition, Mud.
I am glad you did not waste your time while you were at The Outer Banks.
Naww...it's a Team QB League and you only draft one. Garcia, Warner, Manning, and Culpepper were protected from last year, and the Skins QB, McNabb, and Gannon were picked before Favre fell to us in the 8th or 9th round. Bledsoe, Griese, Vick and Stewart are all available for bye-week pickups.
"I hope for your sake, this is not a "pay" league. LOL!"
Heck, I'm planning on puttin' the young'uns thru college with the winnings this year...LOL!!
"My draft is tonight. I am going for Bledsoe and Vick as my two QB choices, with Kordell Stewart as a possible third choice, if needed."
I like Bledsoe, but we had a big discussion last night about Vick and I'm on record predicting that he won't pass 20 TDs to go with his 5-7 rushing TDs. I'd even go so far as to say Aaron Brooks ends up with more TDs than Vick. ( No more bets, though...LOL!!)
FReegards...MUD
Thanks...that "Heartbreaker" song's been rattlin' around in my brain fer a coupla weeks, and Nags Head just seemed to release the creative juices. The band can actually play this one, too!!
FReegards...MUD
Aaron Brooks went to college....where? And Vick went to college....where?
Good thing about FFL is that I don't care if Favre throws 10 interceptions a game, as long as he gets me 2-3 TDs per game. I'm more worried about his WRs, although Terry Glenn could be awesome if he stays healthy (a very big "IF" considering Glenn's recent past). Bubba FRanks will also be key, although he went waaaay early in our draft.
FReegards...MUD
Yeah, I'm talkin' smack at'cha, HokieBoy!!
WahooWah...MUD
Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let Slick's High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick's in chains.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our FReedoms away!
It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
DemonRAT voices remain silent today.
Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!
Muchas Gracias...MUD
Since you've made it [abundently] clear to me in the past, whatta stickler ya are about *proper* spelling?
I thought I'd be *helpful* if I brought this one to your attention, Your Highness.
:o)
...jus' call call me, the Sultan's "Li'l Helper."
That's the proper Nordic spelling, I am told...MUD
According to Scottish Law?
No doubt.
~geshhhh.
OK: lemme guess -- a Scottish *Sultan* -- no less.
~eh?
As I said before; there's been talk 'bout chu, son. :o)
...sultan beware; your *impartialilty's* being probed & tested.
Ahem, that's sultan88 to you and you've read elsewhere what 88 means.
Now, MY mama didn't raise no Hokie Boy. I am Nittany Lion through and through.......And that reminds me...when do our teams clash on the college gridiron? I think we have a lunch at Sam Miller's riding on that one!
Since you've made it [abundently] clear to me in the past, whatta stickler ya are about *proper* spelling? I thought I'd be *helpful* if I brought this one to your attention, Your Highness.
And to think I let you slide with "Life on the Lamb" in post 292!!!
He's also got a home in the 7500 block of Old Dominion Drive in McLean, Virginia.
FReegards...MUD
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