Black IX: "MAC-AULIFFE!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McLowlife...NOW!!!)

The Mysterious MudCave ^ | 31 July 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"

T-Mac's Sordid Past...and Present.

McLowlife's "Global Crossing Scandal"

[sultan88]

But if you want a witness, let's call on the Sultan to referee.

OK, I will take on this responsibility and will document the results on whatever the current Black thread is on this date one year hence.

BTW have either of you dudes read "Founding Brothers" by Joseph J. Ellis? The chapter on the Duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton comes to mind as I analyze the terms of this wager. And wasn't it funny how the seconds for both participants told a completely different story re the results of the fateful dispute.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the Duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton comes to mind as I analyze the terms of this wager."

LOL...the Insufferable Cynic versus the Irrepressible Optimist!! Fightin' fer Grog, FattyFoods, and CancerSticks...oh, and JUSTICE!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...the Insufferable Cynic versus the Irrepressible Optimist!!

Although I am naturally impartial, I do look forward to sharing some of that Bratwurst with you when you win this thing, Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am partial to Dylan..."

"Ring Dem Bells!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Ring Them Bells")

Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"

Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!

Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.

Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick is KEWL!!"
Ring Dem bells for the Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!

Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"I do look forward to sharing some of that Bratwurst with you when you win this thing..."

And so you shall...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wonder if you have ever drunk a real Moxie. It's my favorite soft drink..."

And don't fergit the Moxie to go with the Heinies!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, Left's Loathsome Liar, the Beast from Arkansas...
Can you condone Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegahhh?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I just wish Clinton's term was through...yeah!...

See, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Country's scarred, my FRiends...
We must VOTE...burnin' with rage-juh!!!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!
Most times, you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's the Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show 'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! Vote Re-pub-li-can!
When we vote, we'll turn the page...

Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberty...is slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet, you stay just beneath the fray.
But later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of the Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!

They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know the rage!!
Ahh, there Slick is...bombin' Albanians...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! [He's a] Chinese Whore, my friends...
There Slick goes...Where? I think I know-ow!

Bye-bye, Slick Willie!!

MUDBOY SLIM

We can bitch, moan, and cry about the Left-Wing Media's bias against the forces of GOOD, and towards the Socialist, Big-Guv'ment Left. Or...we can get on our horses and do something about it! RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND EXECUTION OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (Libertarian_Culture_Warrior) 1 06/10/1999 19:38:25 PDT

[Mudboy Slim]

"McAuliffe LIES Exposed!!! (PhiKapMom's Well-Researched Compilation of Evidence)"

Spread the Word to friends, family-members, co-workers, and casual acquaintances!!

FReegards...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

The Punk's GOIN' DOWN!!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

Always the gentleman, Mud. (^:

About the lovable fuzzball's comments at #131, you might enjoy this link:
Al Gore Quotes. (insert Twilight Zone theme song, here)

Clinton cooked the books and the press covered it up. Here's the mind of a truly bad leader:

One morning at the nub end of Bill Clinton's presidency, Clinton chief of staff John Podesta walked into a senior staff meeting in the Roosevelt Room waving a copy of USA Today. Holding the paper aloft, Podesta read the headline out loud, "Clinton actions annoy Bush." The article detailed the new rules and Executive Orders the outgoing President was issuing in his final days, actions aimed in equal measure at locking in Clinton's legacy (in areas like environmental protection) and bedeviling his successor. "What's Bush so annoyed about?" Podesta asked with a devilish smile. "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done."
Link.

"We laid a few traps," chirps a happy Clinton aide.....

You run a nice establishment here, Mud. Thanks for the refreshments. (^:

[Landru]

Mud: "But if you want a witness, let's call on the Sultan to referee."

sultan: "Although I am naturally impartial, [*naturally*] I do look forward to sharing some of that Bratwurst with you when you win this thing, Mud."

HA!!
I said TRUSTWORTHY, for cryin' out loud!
This whole (suggested) unholy alliance smack of famous quotes like, "I am NOT a crook!"; or, even better yet, "I did NOT have sex with THAT woman; Monica Lewinsky!"
Hmmmmmm???

I mean?
Let's RUN at the numbers, here; shall we?
1) There're 48 Brats to a case.
2) 24 bottles of beer to a case, also.
3) & I *think* 24 cigars to every box.

Now let us consider there's *just* the 2 of you Virginians, who'd profit as follows:
Each recieves the tidy sum of 24 Usinger's Milwaukee-made brats ~a piece, 2 bottles of fine, imported beer ~a piece, as well as two cigars for each of you -- all to be comsumed over the course of a fine, lazy, southern afternoon.
Hmmmmm...that right?

Granted; it ain't $18 million in profits for $1,000 invested we're talking about, here.
Nevertheless, sounds like some mighty fertile ground for corruption & all manner of 'Rat-like hijinks -- like "Book Cookin'"?

gezzzzz!
Even Clinton -- who never did anything legit OR on the up & up in his entire life -- would've loved this kinda setup. ;^)

...eh; I accept the terms; the sultan it is!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...some mighty fertile ground for corruption & all manner of 'Rat-like hijinks -- like "Book Cookin'"?"

Do ya reckon we're gonna fool ya by posting a vanity that says McAuliffe was indicted when he really wasn't? You plannin' on hiding out in a cave fer the next twelve months and ignoring all sources of news, dude? LOL...if yer really worried that us clever Virginians are gonna put one over on ya, yer perfectly welcome to name yer own "second"!!

What's Snow Bunny up to?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Even Clinton...would've loved this kinda setup."

Pssst, big difference is I Ain't Clinton...I'm faithful to my wife, I pay my own bills/debts, and I've never sold Nuclear Weapons to the Chi-Coms!! Guess you could consider me a throwback to the days when a man's handshake was worth every bit as much as a signed, notarized legal document!!

Trustworthily yers...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Loved those Algore Quotes...remember what the Vast, LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd did to Dan Quayle's reputation with much less garbled comments than those?! Ya really gotta loathe the Left!!

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash McAuliffe with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed my merry band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Thanks fer stoppin' by, RC...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

To my increasingly-cynical compadre...

"Three Little Words"
(To be sung to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds"*)

*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae...

Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!

RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!" Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"

Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
FReepers, don't worry...

(Fade to finish)

Stay happy, mon...MUD

47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)

[Landru]

Funny thing.
You parody songs all the time; &, yet?
Don't (seem to) know when someone's paroding you!
Not even if & when it bites ya right in the butt; &, as I said, funny.
Damned funny, in fact.

"Fanatacism" is what happens whenever one loses their sense of humor.

...have a safe drive home & a relaxing evening, guy.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't (seem to) know when someone's parodying you!"

I figgered as much, and was returning serve in the same vein...hence, the "LOL."

"Fanatacism" is what happens whenever one loses their sense of humor."

Believe me, my FRiend, my sense of humor is the only thing that keeps me from wiggin' out some days, but a li'l controlled fanaticism never hurt no one, IMHO, as long as you don't let it get outta control (see also our li'l FRiend from Ohio who killed the cop and lost his own life due to getting too caught up with the imagined urgency of a simple traffic stop.)

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...my sense of humor is the only thing that keeps me from wiggin' out some days, but a li'l controlled fanaticism never hurt no one..."

Irregardless, the wager is ON and may the best man win. (LOL!!)

[goldilucky]

I am truly rooting to see this discovery phase take place as it will not only uncover the rats nest but also expose more corruption from the Clintons.

[Mudboy Slim]

"McAuliffe Hired As Global Crossing 'Consultant' (wink wink nudge nudge)"

"In 1997, Winnick hired Terry McAuliffe, Clinton's chief fundraiser, as a consultant. According to the New York Times, the $100,000 he paid McAuliffe turned into an $18 million windfall as McAuliffe's contacts helped Global Crossing's stock climb. In 1999, McAullife set up a golf gave between Clinton and Winnick, which ended with Winnick pledging $1 million for Clinton's presidential library."

I'm not a big fan of using "Mother Jones" as a referenced source, but I do believe it's pertinent that the $100,000 McAuliffe allegedly invested wasn't even his own but was a payoff by Global Crossing and Winnick!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Irregardless, the wager is ON and may the best man win."

Great.
It's a done deal, then; &, your trustworthy eyes will be watching the gaming activities like a hawk, too.
Right?
(~be especially vigillant for any & all phoney, "DNC Chief McAuliff Indicted!" headlines, will ya?!)

...geshhh. {g}