Today's classic warship, USS Maryland (ACR-8)
Pennsylvania class armored cruiser
Displacement: 13,680 t. (norm)
Length: 503’11”
Beam: 69’7”
Draft: 26’
Speed: 22.4 k.
Complement: 890
Armament: 4 8”; 14 6”; 18 3”; 4 3-pdrs; 2 18” torpedo tubes
Commissioned on 18 April 1905
Sold for scrap on 11 February 1930
The USS MARYLAND (ACR-8) was laid down by the Newport News Shipbuilding & Dry Dock Co., Newport News, Va., 7 October 1901; launched 12 September 1903; sponsored by Miss Jennie Scott Waters; and commissioned 18 April 1905, Capt. R. R. Ingersoll in command.
In October 1905, following shakedown, MARYLAND joined the Atlantic Fleet for operations along the east coast and in the Caribbean, where she took part in the 1906 winter maneuvers off Cuba. The next summer, she conducted a training cruise for Massachusetts Naval Militiamen, and then readied for transfer to the Pacific. Departing Newport 8 September 1906. she sailed, via San Francisco and Hawaii, for the Asiatic station where she remained until October 1907. She then returned to San Francisco and for the next decade she cruised throughout the Pacific, participating in survey missions to Alaska (1912 and 1913); carrying Secretary of State Knox to Tokyo for the funeral of Emperor Meiji Tenno (September 1912); steaming off the Central American coast to aid, if necessary, Americans endangered by political turmoil in Mexico and Nicaragua (1913, 1914, and 1916); and making numerous training cruises to Hawaii and the South-Central Pacific.
When Congress declared war on Germany, 6 April 1917, the armored cruiser, renamed FREDERICK, 9 November 1916, was en route from Puget Sound to San Francisco. Taking on men and supplies at the latter port, she got underway for the Atlantic. From May 1917 through January 1918, she patrolled the southeastern Atlantic off the coast of South America. On 1 February, she was assigned to escort duty in the North Atlantic and until the signing of the Armistice she convoyed troopships east of the 37th meridian. By 20 November, she was attached to the Cruiser and Destroyer Force and before mid-1919 had completed six round trips returning troops from France. Detached from that duty, she entered the Philadelphia Navy Yard where she was briefly placed in reduced commission.
FREDERICK crossed the Atlantic again, carrying the U.S. Olympic Team to Antwerp, Belgium, as she conducted a naval reservist training cruise in July of 1920. At the end of that year she returned to the Pacific Fleet. Serving as flagship of the Train, Pacific Fleet, for the next year, she conducted only one lengthy cruise, to South America in March 1921. Operations off the west coast took up the remainder of her active duty career and on 14 February 1922 she decommissioned and entered the Reserve Fleet at Mare Island. She was struck from the Naval Register 13 November 1929 and sold 11 February 1930.
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't everyone complain?"
Kenny, "No, just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
--------- Church Conviction -----------
An almost sobered up drunk is at Sunday mass listening to a long, boring sermon. Feeling still hungover and tired he finally nods out hoping no one will notice.
The priest has been watching him all along and at the end of the sermon decides to make an example out of him.
"Who in this room would like a place in heaven please stand up" he exclaims. The whole room stands up except of course, for one.
Obviously displeased he now says loudly, "and he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP." The man catching only the last part, groggily stands up only to look around and find that he's alone standing up.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here father but sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it."
Now maybe I can catch up to you when I am working during the day! YIppee! :))))) Today in Anchorage, Alaska:
Sunrise 5:23am
Sunset 10:48pm
Hi 65F
Lo 49F
Mostly cloudy
