To: mach.08
Greta is a highly successful trial lawyer on major cases which means she knows what evidence is and how to connect the dots. When she received
this she didn't renew the invitation.
To: Asmodeus
Asmodeus, now you are having delusions of grandeur... to think that a copy of your website link is what caused CNN to do what CNN does anyway is ludicrous.
To: Asmodeus
GRETA VAN SUSTEREN UNDERGOES RADICAL HEAD-REPLACEMENT SURGERY
Old Head to Return to CNN in Ramped-up Ratings War
Fox News personality Greta Van Susteren, bowing to pressure from her new bosses at Fox News Channel, had her entire head surgically replaced today, Fox News announced.
A spokesman for Fox pronounced Van Susterens new head a home run.
While we were supportive of Gretas earlier plastic surgery, we felt that that procedure didnt get it done, Fox spokesman Carla Benoit told reporters.
All of us at Fox are very excited to be working with Greta and her new, much better-looking head, Benoit said.
Although Van Susteren joins a long list of unrecognizable surgically-altered celebrities that includes Roseanne, Liza Minelli, and Michael Jackson, radical head-replacement surgery is still a relatively rare option, experts say.
A costly and high-risk medical procedure, it was successfully performed for the first time three years ago, on Lewinskygate figure Linda Tripp, who successfully replaced her frightening head.
As Fox laid out plans to unveil Van Susterens new head later this week, CNN announced today that Van Susterens original head would be returning to her old network.
CNN, where Van Susteren had toiled for years before bolting to Fox, plans to schedule what it calls Gretas real head against Van Susterens new head in a much-anticipated head-to-head ratings battle.
We wish Greta well in her new job, CNN Chairman Walter Isaacson said today in a prepared statement, but may the best head win.
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