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Rude, Crude Yankees = Good Useful Idiots
The Patriotist ^ | July 22, 2002 | Al Benson Jr.

Posted on 07/22/2002 12:30:48 PM PDT by Aurelius

I occasionally get some rather rude e-mail from those with a deep-rooted Yankee mentality in regard to my little web site. Usually the writer informs me, rather contemptuously that my web site is all wet, that it stinks, that the War of Northern Aggression was really fought to preserve slavery, that I am totally in error about Abraham Lincoln, who, in the writer's opinion, is really god, and on it goes. 'Those people' never offer historical argument to back up what they say [they can't] but they are quite accomplished at ridiculing others when they, themselves, don't have a clue about the historical accuracy of anything. No doubt many of them are cultural marxists and don't even realize it. But, then, no one has ever accused those with a Yankee mentality of being over-endowed with discernment. Let me say here, that when I refer to the Yankee mindset, I am not offering a blanket condemnation of all Northern folks, else I would also condemn myself. I know lots of good Northerners who would cringe at being thought of as Yankees, and I know some Southerners who, unfortunately, fit perfectly into the Yankee mold. What I am talking about has no connection whatever with where you were born.

I got a rather nice e-mail recently from a Southern-born Yankee type who crudely informed me that "Lincoln was right and J W. Booth, and R. E. Lee and Jeff Davis and the rest of the gang were murderers who all deserved to be hanged." You can really tell that this character did his homework - what historical insight! He then went on to inform me that he was a white man born in the South but was, "thankfully educated in California." Folks, I submit, that anyone today who is thankful for having been 'educated' in California the way this man seems to have been 'educated' is just not the brightest light in the harbor. He then informed me, in his infinite wisdom that I should 'get a life' beyond my web site and 'grow a brain.' He closed his tirade with the statement that Lincoln was the last of the good Republicans, and his parting salutation was 'Long live Bill Clinton.' Usually I don't bother replying to such sanctimonious drivel, but, in this man's case I made an exception. I e-mailed him back and told him that if people such as he didn't like my web site then I must be doing something right. I suppose I should have ended my reply to him with 'Have a nice day' but, for some unknown reason, I didn't bother to.

This individual is a perfect example of the Yankee mindset - smug, self-satisfied, egotistical, and totally ensconced within a sense of their own perfect rightness in all things and on all issues. Anyone daring to disagree with them has to be berated because 'those people' have got it all figured out - after all, their 'teachers' and 'college professors' dutifully informed them that the war was all about slavery and that Lincoln freed all the slaves, and the 'history' professor wouldn't lie - would he? Lincoln must be more astute than Jesus Christ because, after all, Lincoln came along more recently on the evolutionary scale didn't he?

I have had people that checked out my web site and disagreed with something they saw on it. Often they have contacted me and have been courteous enough to voice their opinions in a civil manner. Others have offered constructive criticism, which was all right, because I took it in the spirit in which it was given. I had a black man once that read one of my articles and took exception to it, stating that he was a Christian. I contacted him back, informing him that I was also a Christian and with Christian charity, I sought to correct the misconception that he had. Once he understood where I was coming from we were able to carry on a dialogue with no bad feeling on either side. Some folks will check out the site and come back with genuine questions about something. That's fine. I answer what I can historically [unlike the Yankees, I don't claim to have all the answers about everything] and I often try to pass these folks on to someone else that knows more than I do.

But there is a certain class of Yankees - often well 'educated' that are just so superior to the rest of us 'great unwashed' that they don't even feel the need to attempt courtesy. They howl about us 'rednecks' and what we write and tell us to 'get a life' yet the sum total of their 'life' seems to be wrapped up in demeaning those who dare to disagree with their vaunted opinions.

A while back, Professor Clyde Wilson wrote an excellent article in Southern Partisan magazine called The Yankee Problem in America. In it Professor Wilson took on such Yankee paragons or 'virtue' as Ted Kennedy, the man who never learned to drive over a bridge straight, and St. Hillary Clinton of 'Cattle Futures' fame. Wilson described such people as smug, self-righteous, above the rules the rest of us live by, and completely convinced that they are right in all things - right enough that they deserve the privilege of telling the rest of us how to live - all for 'our own good' of course [and just maybe for their profit.]

There is no place in the Yankee mindset for grace, courtesy, compassion, consideration of the feelings of others, or for any of those Scriptural virtues that have graced and improved our civilization in the past. The Yankee knows only complete self-righteousness and, in that self-righteousness he exhibits a certain perverse pleasure in seeking to trample on the feelings of those who dare to disagree with his elevated opinions. In most cases, the Yankee understanding of accurate history is about an inch deep, and therefore, he becomes little more than a 'useful idiot' that the cultural Marxist professor that 'educated' him can turn loose on the world for the total benefit of the New World Order.


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To: dighton
I believe you forgot something...

;)

81 posted on 07/22/2002 1:33:23 PM PDT by general_re
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To: Gaston
That's Thomas Crapper! And he was never knighted. And there is a lot of argument about whether he actually invented the flush toilet. See:

http://www.plumbingworld.com/historythomas.html

82 posted on 07/22/2002 1:33:32 PM PDT by Restorer
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To: HELLRAISER II
400 to 600 HP is CRAP.

Give me a top fuel dragster putting out 6,000 HP from a 500 cubic inch engine.

83 posted on 07/22/2002 1:34:21 PM PDT by Phantom Lord
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To: Aurelius
It's place of birth (New England - although some New England born are decent people, thus honorary non-Yankees)

Your comments are getting stranger and stranger. I guess you just can't get over the fact that a bunch of lumberjacks and farmers from Maine, led by a Yankee college professor, charged the southern line at Little Round Top and sent the slaveowners scampering back to Dixie, thus turning the tide in the War of Southern Aggression.

84 posted on 07/22/2002 1:35:39 PM PDT by arm958
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To: arm958
And it was invented by a Yankee! (Carrier)

The Fulton Mansion in Fulton, Tx was completed in 1876 after four years of construction at cost of $100,000, the ornate four story house was a showplace of its time. Included many innovations: central air conditioning, forced air heating, hot and cold running water. It wasn't until 1906 that Carrier, then employed by the Buffalo Forge Company, patented his first device — "An Apparatus for Treating Air."

85 posted on 07/22/2002 1:36:36 PM PDT by Gaston
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To: general_re
I believe you forgot something...

We dammyanks never forget.

86 posted on 07/22/2002 1:37:02 PM PDT by dighton
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To: arm958
Your comments are getting stranger and stranger. I guess you just can't get over the fact that a bunch of lumberjacks and farmers from Maine, led by a Yankee college professor, charged the southern line at Little Round Top and sent the slaveowners scampering back to Dixie, thus turning the tide in the War of Southern Aggression.

That -is- a great story, isn't it?

The real heroes of the Civil War all wore blue, no doubt about it.

Walt

87 posted on 07/22/2002 1:40:01 PM PDT by WhiskeyPapa
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To: StoneColdGOP
Hey ol' buddy, us Arizona types can go toe to toe with your cowboys and throw in a Gila Monster or two for good measure (don't start trash talking at us with your jackalope, because we have the antelerabbit). :)
88 posted on 07/22/2002 1:40:08 PM PDT by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: Lee'sGhost; billbears; Phantom Lord
As he is the most vociferous Yankee in our Old North State Freepers chapter, I think PL needs an official title.

What do y'all think?

89 posted on 07/22/2002 1:41:19 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: HELLRAISER II; Phantom Lord
some of those 4 cylinders are pushing 600-800 HP with Turbo's & NOS.

And sound like a buzz bomb. No offense HR, but the V-8 is the way to go. With Dodge reintroducing the Hemi engine after all these years, it looks like the big blocks, along with some of the sturdier small blocks are here to stay. PL, I'll even eenvite you down to Dunn/Benson one Friday night to see a run or two since we don't have a Rockingham nearby. BTW, why did they drop NHRA for IHRA?

90 posted on 07/22/2002 1:42:02 PM PDT by billbears
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To: Phantom Lord
I was reading the other day in either Super Sport or Import Tuner that a 4 cylinder broke the 200 mph record with a 7 second quarter mile. That's hauling @ss for a 4 cylinder, I think it was pushing 1200 hp., the 400 to 600 hp car's I mentioned were just the average cars. I bought a 88 Mazda MX 6 Turbo a couple of months ago and i'm turning into a nice little street rod. Don't worry about me though, i've got a 66 Chevy C-10 SWB with a rebuilt 350 4 bolt main, so don't think i've given into the 4 cyl craze. But truth be told my MX 6 Turbo will smoke any V8 I have.
91 posted on 07/22/2002 1:42:39 PM PDT by HELLRAISER II
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To: arm958
What it really comes down to is that we are all, all of us, north, south, east and west stronger because we are united. We all add something to the mix.

Long live the United States and success to the Marines!

Walt

92 posted on 07/22/2002 1:43:06 PM PDT by WhiskeyPapa
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To: E Rocc
What up, homeboy? You know we "Yankees" aren't welcome in some parts, even if we haven't done anything wrong.
93 posted on 07/22/2002 1:43:26 PM PDT by rdb3
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To: dighton
That's what I get for scrolling down too fast. Hey, your Itchy is much larger than my Itchy. I wish I had a big Itchy...

I gave up on this kind of thing when I realized two things - one, that figuring out where I stood was more trouble than it was worth, being born in Wisconsin and raised in Texas as I was. And two, I realized that the g**d***ed war has been over for a hundred and thirty years...

94 posted on 07/22/2002 1:43:28 PM PDT by general_re
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To: StoneColdGOP
By old Jewish scientists who were sent there after running from Europe!

At least they knew where in the US to run to. ;)

95 posted on 07/22/2002 1:45:11 PM PDT by Centurion2000
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To: billbears
Just for the record I have both, but I love to pull up beside somebody in their new Mustang or Camaro that daddy just bought them and smoke their @ss with my piece of $hit MX 6 Turbo. It's just a plain looking car with a few dent's, but when that Turbo kicks in it will fly. I realize that V8's are king, but it's amazing with what they can do with the 4 bangers today.
96 posted on 07/22/2002 1:47:58 PM PDT by HELLRAISER II
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To: HELLRAISER II
and that 350 block isn't enough for you? LOL. I was looking at putting one of the new ATI chargers on my 351 and take it off the street. What have you done to the MX6 to beat your Chevy?
97 posted on 07/22/2002 1:49:43 PM PDT by billbears
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To: HELLRAISER II
The Damn Yankees as I refer to them are ones that come down South and bitch & moan constantly about how they do it up North.

What's your term for those who come up North and bitch and moan about how they do it down South?

98 posted on 07/22/2002 1:52:47 PM PDT by Snuffington
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To: Cyber Liberty
When Jim Robinson mentioned that he didn't want any 40 year old conspiracy theories, I wish he would have added the 130+ year old controversies.
I regard all of this as a bunch of Anti-American rhetoric.
99 posted on 07/22/2002 1:53:10 PM PDT by Shooter 2.5
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To: billbears
Not to much, just a K&N filter, accel coil & high performance wires & plugs. The car came with the Turbo, but it was in dire need of some TLC. In the Chevy I had the 350 rebuilt with a high performance Crane Cam & lifters, Edelbrock intake & carb & B&M shift kit the whole nine yards. But the truck is just so damn heavy it just can't hang with the MX 6.
100 posted on 07/22/2002 1:55:27 PM PDT by HELLRAISER II
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