Fun Things To Do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens.
5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath Department.
9. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
"Mission:Impossible."
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
17. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "Pick me!! Pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
18. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
19. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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