USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call ....... July 22,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[Pippin]

What are you growling about? YOU BLEW IT!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[LadyX]

Whoa! Just clicked to your Profile Page, Mr_M, and see your AKA was CitizenX!
'98 was a good year here, wasn't it, with the Whitewater and Other Scandals?

Your qualifications include a very handsome mug (and body) - most excellent character (and body, which looks rather familiar) - a regular Fred Astaire on the dance floor, properly revved up with my Marine Cadence Calling Tapes.. LOL

You may use me for a reference, Mr_M....:)))

Single Wimmin of the Canteen - I think we may present Mr_Magoo and tomkow6 as our first two selections for the FR Kissing Booth for the gals....

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good job, Meekie!! She is great; tells it like it is.

[tomkow6]

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis
hospital waiting room, while their wives
were in labour.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first
man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father
of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some
obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota
Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and
turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the
father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence"
he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation.
My buddies at work will never let me live
this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were
passing cigars around, the nurse came back.
This time, she turned to the third man, who
had been quiet in the corner. She announced
that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked
the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he
said "I don't believe it, I work for the
Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention
turned to the fourth guy, who had just
fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse
rushed to his side and, after some time, he
slowly gained back his consciousness.

When he was finally able to speak, everyone
could hear him whispering repeatedly the
same phrase over and over again.

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up.
I should have never taken that job at 7-Up.
I should have never taken that job at 7-Up..."

[tomkow6]

I'm sending my "kitty-katz" over to spend the week with you..........

[Mr_Magoo]

Grrrrrrr!

Yesterday it was a very humid 97. Overnight the low was 80. Already hit 91 today at 11am. Dew point is 74.

[Pippin]

WOOHOO! Good choice!

[Pippin]

Hellow, Cote!

[Pippin]

GRRRRRR!

[Johnny Gage]

Morning everyone.. a bit later for me today due to a training session this a.m.

It continues to be a wonderful thing to see the effect our Canteen has on the troops!

Spookie - Get well quick prayers to you!

Time Out: 11:50
KMG-365

[Johnny Gage]

Dew point is 74

Gotcha beat.
The dew point in Minneapolis yesterday was 81 with a temp of 95... it was awful

A front moved through last night and now a dew point of 65 feels nice. LOL

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

See you all tonight.
Off to work shortly.
It's "my" Wed today.
Looking forward to Thur ("my" Sat) when I'll be at the Coast Guard base on watch.

PS I'm always ready for the Kissing Booth! LOL

[DoughtyOne]

It was nice meeting you too JustAmy. We had a nice time up there.

[DoughtyOne]

Yeah, but keep your leaf where it belongs... lol.

[tomkow6]

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the
couch, "You've got to help me! Every night
I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying
in bed when all of the sudden five women
rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you
do?"

"I push them away."

"I see. What do you want me to do?"

The patient implored. "Break my arms."

[Pippin]

Good Morning, Johnny!

[DoughtyOne]

Thanks for the comments. I thought you were gonna ask for pictures of firemen...

[Pippin]

LOL!!! funny!