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Moose closure
Los Angeles Times
| 07-19-2002
| Boris
Posted on 07/19/2002 6:48:56 AM PDT by boris
Edited on 09/03/2002 4:50:46 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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The Los Angeles Times prints a monthly list of restaurants closed by the health department, and the reasons for the closure. Today's list included the Loyal Order of the Moose Lodge, 1600 Ocean Park Boulevard, Santa Monica. The reason given: "Vermin Infestation" and "Failure to Prevent the Entrance and Harboring of Vermin."
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: moose; nojusticenocheese; vermin
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posted on
07/19/2002 6:48:56 AM PDT
by
boris
To: boris
This is news?
2
posted on
07/19/2002 6:49:59 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
To: boris
Didn't the same thing happen to the Cheese Lodge last month?
To: boris
"...Harboring of Vermin"Look behind the cheese...
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posted on
07/19/2002 6:50:40 AM PDT
by
ez2muz
To: boris
Apparently a flying squirrel was found in the Moose lodge. Who knew it would lead to such a fuss?
To: boris
I'll bet there was scum in the ice machine, too.
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posted on
07/19/2002 6:53:41 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
To: boris
Bet the moose bit somebody's sister.
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posted on
07/19/2002 6:53:42 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: boris
I hope they were careful when they dislodged the moose. Is the moose going to be OK?
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posted on
07/19/2002 6:56:55 AM PDT
by
#3Fan
To: boris
"The reason given: "Vermin Infestation" and "Failure to Prevent the Entrance and Harboring of Vermin."
So when are they gonna get around to closing the House and Senate?
9
posted on
07/19/2002 6:57:21 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
To: TheBigB
We don't need to close them. Just call the Orkin Man!
10
posted on
07/19/2002 6:59:10 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: BlueLancer; boris
"Møøses must clean åntlers before biting sisters."
-- Calif. Board of Health.
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posted on
07/19/2002 7:01:25 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: #3Fan
It is rumored that the Canadian Moose (meese PL) are coming to the rescue.
RCMP MOOSE
To: D. Miles
See what I mean? I'll bet this one gets 300 posts...easy.
J
To: TheBigB
Ah, but did they prevent, or fail to prevent, the entry of Moose?
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To: boris
Appropriate timing. I watched "The Holy Grail" last night. My daughter gave it to me as a birthday present (along with a stuffed animal - the rabbit with big pointy teeth).
To: boris
"Failure to Prevent the Entrance and Harboring of Vermin democrats."
To: boris
Try as they might, the lodge just can't keep the moose out of the cheese.
To: stlrocket
The Canadians do know their meese. :^)
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posted on
07/19/2002 7:12:25 AM PDT
by
#3Fan
To: boris
Oh, oh. Time for my shower. I'll have to check back later.
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posted on
07/19/2002 7:12:46 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: boris
They should move to Frostbite Falls--the cold weather will kill the vermin. Or perhaps the owner never took the required courses in Managerial Verminology at Whatsamatter U.
But I think the real vermin were actually two individuals named Boris and Natasha, pursuing a nefarious plan hatched by Fearless Leader to dominate the Free World.
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posted on
07/19/2002 7:30:41 AM PDT
by
Tancred
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