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To: Conservative Chicagoan
i disagree. what about helen thomas?
3 posted on 07/16/2002 7:48:21 AM PDT by housethatruthbuilt
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To: housethatruthbuilt
"Scientists searching the stars for aliens are convinced an E.T. is out there -- it's just that they haven't had the know-how to detect such a being."

ET is riding around Florida in her little red truck. ET is running for Governor. ET's earthname is Janet Reno
4 posted on 07/16/2002 7:52:53 AM PDT by Catholicguy
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To: housethatruthbuilt
what about Helen Thomas?

She only appears to be able to fly. Actually, it's her broomstick that does all the work.

5 posted on 07/16/2002 7:54:00 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: housethatruthbuilt
i disagree. what about helen thomas?

Sadly, she can be identified from miles away by smell alone, and close up by counting the number of folds on her face.

7 posted on 07/16/2002 7:57:19 AM PDT by Timesink
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To: housethatruthbuilt
LOL!
8 posted on 07/16/2002 7:58:24 AM PDT by Conservative Chicagoan
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To: housethatruthbuilt
I like your take on it. The problem is trying to communicate with Helen.

If that's the case, with the number of new star systems we now hope to check, we should find one of those in the next 25 years."

"should find". Take a hypothesis, add an assumption or two and what you have is wishful thinking, not science. Why 25? Why not 2? Why not 1000?

They don't know and we shouldn't autmatically jump on their bandwagon.

13 posted on 07/16/2002 8:01:16 AM PDT by Tom Bombadil
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To: housethatruthbuilt
All these guys need to do is talk to Mary Matalin. She'll show them right where to look for E.T.
17 posted on 07/16/2002 8:03:28 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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