[Timesink]

i disagree. what about helen thomas?

Sadly, she can be identified from miles away by smell alone, and close up by counting the number of folds on her face.

[Doc On The Bay]

WRONG!-- the time consumed to count the number of folds in Helen Thomas' face exceeds the normal human attention span; Thus, we can NEVER BE SURE it's HER!!

There exists a fair amount of EVIDENCE that she is TRULY an alien!!

BY HER WRITINGS, she is KNOWN!!

Doc