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| July 11 2002
Posted on 07/11/2002 3:32:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: exnavy
There was a commercial on the radio last year for a product to increase hair growth and the term used was folically (sp?) challenged.
To: 2Trievers
Someone should send this to Sheriff Ken Jenne of Broward County, FL. He is only 5 feet tall and if he added on a few inches that might cure his Napoleonic Complexes. Most recently Sheriff Ken-Ken had all traffic halted near the very busy Air & Sea show so his personal limo could glide down the streets, unobstructed by all the traffic. He actually had cops stationed at all intersections to make sure his limo passed without interference as if he was a reigning Emperor.
Oh, and after Sheriff Ken-Ken adds on those inches, someone will have to send him something to grow hair on his bald head.
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posted on
07/11/2002 8:01:52 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: 2Trievers
Short People
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Randy Newman
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posted on
07/11/2002 8:02:01 AM PDT
by
beowolf
To: 2Trievers
Short People
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live.
They got little hands,
Little eyes,
They walk around tellin' great big lies.
They got little noses,
Tiny little teeth,
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.
Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.
(Short people are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I. (All men are brothers until the day they die.)
It's a wonderful world.
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love
They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello.
They got little cars
That go beep beep beep.
They got little voices
Goin' peep peep peep.
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds.
They're gonna get you
Every time.
Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.
-- Randy Newman
To: 2Trievers
Short people are what is wrong with this country. We should tax them more.
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posted on
07/11/2002 8:06:03 AM PDT
by
TBall
To: beowolf
Aiiieee!
To: Interesting Times
Beat ya by a full 4 minutes!-)
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posted on
07/11/2002 8:13:23 AM PDT
by
beowolf
To: 3catsanadog
Gotta luv that lib PC speak!!!!
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posted on
07/11/2002 9:30:12 AM PDT
by
exnavy
To: rube
"I thought this was a thread about the stock market."
I thought this thread was about Osama...;^)
To: 2Trievers
"Some of us like the way we are."
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posted on
07/11/2002 9:38:56 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
To: 2Trievers
As a person of shortitude I feel that this is a particularly puerile, immature thread, and it is incumbent on me to bring a certain balance and stability to a thread that could too easily spin out of control.
You tall bastards are toast. When the revolution comes I'm gonna be out there with a circular saw and YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE 5'6"!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
To: 2Trievers
It must suck to be short. Tall rules! &;-) Lol. If you could see me slow dance with my wife (I'm five foot one, and she's six feet) you'd see the obvious advantages of being short. :>
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posted on
07/11/2002 9:50:20 AM PDT
by
Melas
To: Billthedrill
You tall bastards are toast. When the revolution comes I'm gonna be out there with a circular saw and YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE 5'6"!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just when I was about to get giddy knowing that you were going to make everyone short, I realized that when the famine comes, all us skinny people are gonna die.
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posted on
07/11/2002 9:53:07 AM PDT
by
Melas
To: 2Trievers
Oh geez and I was thinking this was going to be one of those "Longitude" ads...
To: Little Bill
some of the most rotten pieces of disfunctional humanity that I have met were short Of course, all those years of ridicule and teasing in school, then the unspoken discrimination in the years after that, what do you expect?
To: 2Trievers
To: dpa5923
The stature of a man is measured by the strength of his character, not his height Blah blah blah, tell that to the guys who can't get any dates or were always the last to be picked for teams in school.
To: HairOfTheDog
Just STOP it!
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posted on
07/11/2002 10:01:17 AM PDT
by
BibChr
To: BibChr
Ya know Dan.... I almost pinged you... then I thought...
"Naw... that'd be mean!"
Glad you found it!
To: StoneColdGOP
In my case it wasn't the ridicule or the discrimination, I just enjoy hating tall people.
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