A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-08-02

Billie

[BADJOE]

Thanks Mo. You are coming to Vegas. Right?

[Billie]

That cheerleader is good. :)

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe

[whoever]

..I know. Horizon is spelled wrong..

You did that just to keep me from 'borrowing' it, didn't you.

Hi, Skinny.

[Mo1]

You are coming to Vegas. Right?

Sadly I can't .. I have this small prolem called Rugrats

But I do expect a detailed report of everything that happened

[ST.LOUIE1]

Congrats, BadJoe!

[Billie]

Morning, or Afternoon, who! He's a sneaky one, isn't he?! :)

[The Thin Man]

who, posts 30 and 48 were meant for you. I mistakenly posted them to Billie.

[Mo1]

How about this dog .. can I post this one ??

It's one if BadJoe's favorites .. hehehe

Badjoe I just want to thank you for all the fun we've had on those Freepathons

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

[Scuttlebutt]

Seeing that graphic with the "A+" reminded me that ol' Bert should at least get a honorable mention on your thread one of these days…he certainly made the forum interesting. ;-)

[whoever]

GOLDEN THINGS

The old man sat alone beside
A gently flowing stream
So many years had drifted past
It seemed like just a dream.

He wondered if he'd made a change
Had he made a better place
Had he wasted precious moments
Would he leave without a trace?

Now softly in his ear he heard
A whisper on the wind,
"You've changed some lives along the way,
You've done quite well my friend.

You showed a gentle kindness
When the hungry you helped feed
They rebounded with new strength
Because of your good deed.

The children that you touched in life
Stand proud and tall today
Because of what you taught them
They kneel down each night to pray.

So worry not how you've lived your life
You've done your very best
And soon you'll journey Home to Me
For your golden days of rest."

[whoever]

..I mistakenly posted them to Billie.

I rather thought you might have. In fact, I read the "TO" a couple times to make sure.

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself more.
"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said, "now, go home and show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me! I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I most certainly do," said his wife, smiling sweetly. "The undertaker."

[whoever]

CHILDREN'S NOTES TO GOD

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.

Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God,
I read the bible. What does begat mean?
Nobody will tell me.

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God:
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God,
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?

Dear God,
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?

Dear God,
In bible times did they really talk that fancy?

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.

Dear God,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do.
Who does it when you are on Vacation?

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday School they said you did it.
So I bet he stoled your Idea.

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Congratulations
Thank You for All you do to keep Free Republic running.

[lodwick]

[ST.LOUIE1]

"The undertaker."

LOL!!

Afternoon, dear 'who'. : )

[The Thin Man]

Not bad, who. You've told worse jokes.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hi, BillieBlue!

Excellent thread! : )

[Billie]

who, posts 30 and 48 were meant for you. I mistakenly posted them to Billie.

Louie, Post #53 was meant for you. I mistakenly posted it to T Man. :)

[whoever]

Does this indicate your jealousy?????