[tomkow6]

TIPS FOR TRAVELING IN ALABAMA!!

1. If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help
them; just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

2. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and fish bait in the same store.

3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular, "All y'all" is plural, and "Ally'all's" is plural possessive.

4. Get used to hearing, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

5. Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying: they can't understand you either.

[Pippin]

Snicker!

[Mr_Magoo]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Right where you left him.