Things Women Do That Annoy Men

Daily Nation (Nairobi, Kenya) ^ | July 6, 2002 | Oyunga Pala

[Shermy]

Another carping opus from Mr. Pala, writer of last week's piece Women Who Can't Cook

Posted for discussion purposes and does not necessarily reflect this poster's views. :)

[brat]

CYA, huh Shermy? LOL So far, I've seen this posted but nary a copy of the woman's version. Fair is fair.....post it if you've got it. LOL

[anniegetyourgun]

"It's Brazil versus Germany, the World Cup grand finale and what does the girl have to say, 'Ah, yah, yah, Ronaldo's legs‚ are sawa!'.

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

[Shermy]

CYA, huh Shermy? LOL So far, I've seen this posted but nary a copy of the woman's version. Fair is fair.....post it if you've got it. LOL

CYA? Yep, got flamed a bit by mail and posts on last week's thread. :)

Don't have the list, but his e-mail is given.

The "Saturday Magazine" section of this paper has more "Women's" stories about clothes, cheating husbands, etc. so I guess they brought in this chap for "balance." Always a good read.

[Lancey Howard]

When women forget to put the toilet seat back up, that's annoying. Mildly.

[brat]

Gotta watch those flames....they can get pretty intense at times! LOL

[DeFault User]

When women forget to put the toilet seat back up, that's annoying. Mildly.

Right on! Why should men be expected to put the seat down? Some lazy rebels I know exact revenge by not ever bothering to raise the seat, depending instead on their rather errant aim while draining the lizard.

[beckett]

You're a brave man.

[JMJ333]

You could just as well apply this to a man. It depends on the moral character of the individual. Certainly, some of us women don't conduct ourselves like the boors this person portrays us. And to be honest, it makes him seem uneducated and lazy if those are the only types of women he can find.

[WaterDragon]

Well, Shermy, I loved this post! Hilarious! And all too true. Even in America in some places!

[Cacique]

Some simple observations to take note of.

Men wear black at both weddings and funerals, especially the groom.

People bring flowers to both weddings and funerals.

When a man gets married his male friends notice he has dissapeared from the planet and hasn't been heard of since.

The same is true of course when he finally kicks the bucket.

The three stages of Love. Lust, infatuation and the empty bank account.

[Shermy]

He sounds a bit frustrated, no?

[sheik yerbouty]

Nagging is #1!

[Uni-Poster]

You should actually post a list of things women do that don't annoy men. The list would be shorter and use alot less bandwith. =:-)

[goodieD]

I've got a list of my own..things that leftist women do to annoy conservative women.
1. Murder their own children
2. Attempt to deny other women the right to defend themselves.
3. Vote with their feelings, instead of with their brains.
4. Demand to be treated equally, then whine about it when they can't take the heat.
5. Believing they have a constitutional right to free birth control.
6. Dress and act like prostitutes, then get mad when men treat them accordingly.
7. Demand respect they haven't earned.
8. Constantly bash men.
9. Give men sex on the first date then wonder why they can't find a nice man to marry.
10. Treat stay-at-home wives and mothers like 2nd class citizens.

[FlyVet]

7.Interrupting great sporting moments

DING DING DING. Me Mum was famous for that. Serve Sunday dinner right in the middle of the football game...stand in front of the TV and say "GAME OVER". After about 5 years of torture, she bought folding individual tables and allowed us to watch the Detroit Lions lose yet again as we ate her feast in front of the TV, I'll give her credit for that.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

see I wish I could hear this being read by the author. It could only add to its hillarity.

[Rogerf]

My wife has picked up on the habit of trying to catch me up on her activities while I'm trying to read the news on Free Republic. And yes I am sure she is not a closet liberal.

[redbaiter]

Interesting that they use the word kindergarten. Those Huns, their stuff pops up all over the place.

[Tourist Guy]

It's the pop quiz wives spring on you the day after telling you what's going on that's frustrating.

How do you say "honey, I wasn't paying any attention to the babble?"