Accused molester impaled on cactus

Arizona Republic ^ | today | Patricia Biggs

[Rodney King]

An accused child molester who fled Chandler three years ago was found beaten into a coma and impaled on cactus in Mexico.

Mark Adam Younglove, 35, disappeared on July 4, 1999, after neighbors confronted him with allegations of molesting their children. On Sept. 23, 1999, a Maricopa County grand jury indicted Younglove on 11 counts of sex crimes with children, and a warrant was issued for his arrest.

[Doc-Joe]

I suppose that is what he gets for trying to molest a cactus.

[TBall]

Got to love reading about cowboy justice.

[Destructor]

"An accused child molester who fled Chandler three years ago was found beaten into a coma and impaled on cactus in Mexico."

"Mark Adam Younglove, 35, disappeared on July 4, 1999, after neighbors confronted him with allegations of molesting their children. On Sept. 23, 1999, a Maricopa County grand jury indicted Younglove on 11 counts of sex crimes with children, and a warrant was issued for his arrest."

Too bad the story couldn't have the happy ending that a dead child molester would provide!

[DC native]

Throwing our trash in the neighbor's yard...cool...and very ironic.

[Severa]

Anyone sent this in for a Darwin Award yet?

[LadyDoc]

An accused child molester who fled Chandler three years ago was found beaten into a coma and impaled on cactus in Mexico...."At this point, Mexican police don't know what the motive was because they don't know who the suspects are."

And they probably will never "know" how this child molester beat himself into a coma and impaled himself on cactus either. Mexicans have less patience with child molesters than we do...

[Rebelbase]

[AmishDude]

He was found in Empalme, Mexico. Coincidence?

No more than a child molestor named "Younglove".

[verity]

Sonora police found Younglove on June 23, unconscious ....

Seems as though someone else found him first. ;~)

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Reminds me of a story from a small town in Missouri a few years back...

[MissAmericanPie]

Or in this case "Cactus Happens".

[MissAmericanPie]

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

[2sheep]

>An accused child molester who fled Chandler three years ago was found beaten into a coma and impaled on cactus in Mexico.   Mark Adam Younglove, 35, disappeared...

A pedophile named Younglove.  The man with the inkwell who wrote "punish" sure got this guy labeled right.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He must have continued his evil ways in Mexico. Evidently Mexicans deal with such things differently than Americans.

[Mackey]

Obviously they are suffering from a lawyer deficit.
We should send them some as soon as possible... I suggest an immediate air drop!

[gilor]

"... I suggest an immediate air drop!"

from 30,000 feet w/ no shute :^)

[SteamshipTime]

Officer Emma Bribiescas, a Chandler police spokeswoman, said there is no evidence that ... angry parents are responsible for the beating.
Hee, hee! We need more cops like this!

And you are exactly correct. It is a sign of a decent, just society that child molesters are promptly killed by private citizens. Where monsters are arrested by the state, solemnly read their rights, provided attorneys, and provided free food and medical care for life at everyone else's expense, it is a sign of a lawless, unjust society.

[Paleo Conservative]

Poetic Justice

[Physicist]

It is a sign of a decent, just society that child molesters are promptly killed by private citizens.

In that case, it's a good thing that nobody has ever been falsely accused of molestation.

[moyden]

Every liberal is a pedophile.