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Airline Crew Arrested
Fox News
| 7/1/02
Posted on 07/01/2002 1:44:39 PM PDT by pabianice
America West Airline crew arrested. No further details...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
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To: pabianice
America West? I'm gonna guess they were arrested for serving the passengers a meal.
To: NittanyLion
Naw, it was when the pilot weaved off the taxiway, cut off a Jumbo on final, and took off downwind, saying "I'm as shober as a shjudge..."
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:05:58 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: shadowman99
First Officer and Chief Purser earlier this day in pre-flight room for flight plan/weather check and general pre-flight briefing.
To: Shermy
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"A detox facilty? It's a large building full of drunks. But that's not important right now."
To: PoisedWoman
How about non-PCism, one may have addressed the Flight Safety Professional as a Stewardess. The other crewmember my have been smiling at the same time..therfore making him an accomplice.
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:07:56 PM PDT
by
Dead Dog
To: dead
Good pick! You sound like you are familiar with the process. LOL!
:-)
To: dead
Dead - you deserve today's
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:08:34 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: dead
How about tomorrow's lottery numbers? Mega Millions in Ohio is up to 83 Million dollars. I need 5 regular numbers between 1 and 52 and a separate bonus number also between 1 and 52?
To: lelio
LOL!
Police Officer: "Sir, I'm going to ask you to walk in a straight line down this aisle."
Drunken Pilot: "Sounds like a trick question, Offisher -- is there any f#cking way I can walk down this aisle NOT in a straight line?"
To: snippy_about_it
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:12:19 PM PDT
by
dead
To: snippy_about_it
Adobe photoshop crew, have at it!
To: pabianice
CoPilot: "Hey Bob, I don't think we're supposed to be up here."
Pilot: Tony, you're such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're supposed to be up here. We're flying this bird, remember?"
CoPilot: "Hey, look at me! I'm a pilot!!...(Deep voice) Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. We're at an altitude of 30,000 feet and Oh my God watch out for that mountain...Ahhhh (Laughter).
Pilot: "Hey man, cut it out. Don't touch that. It says "engine start."
CoPilot: "Don't worry, they alwasy turn these thing off"
Engine starts in background, pilot unaware
CoPilot:"Ready for takeoff. VRRROOOMM VROOOOOOOOOM. Throttles moved from idle to full and back to idle. WHEHEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pilot: "Oh no, we're moving!!"
CoPilot:"We're going to hit the terminal. RUN!! (Cockpit door opens and slams shut. Pilot and copilot heard running to the back of the airplane screaming and yelling"
(This is the point where the Powerpoint presentation kicks in and displays a Continental flight that ran into a terminal.)
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:14:41 PM PDT
by
SGCOS
To: dead
That was a Great Guesh! Buy tha man 'nother dwink, another dink, ahh get th' man a beer!!!
To: Poohbah
"Here you go officer, this here is my drinking license. Now please go away, I have a plane to fly here."
To: dead
Yet another example of why we must return to Prohibition.
To: dead
The Man Show did a funny skit on drunken pilots a few days ago.....
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:24:40 PM PDT
by
SandyEgo
To: dead
I'm gonna go with drunken flying. Coverstory. It's actually a Title 18, Section 1821 bust.
-archy-/-
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:27:31 PM PDT
by
archy
To: TADSLOS
Another nail clipper nab most likely.
Nah they are big on cigar cutters at that airport. Got mine nabbed last week. Guess they thought I would hijack the plane by threatening circumcisions on the flight crew. Strange world we live in.
regards dozer7
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:29:51 PM PDT
by
dozer7
To: tracer
I'll bet they used to work for Northwest.... Nah. the ex-Northwurst drunks work for Pinnacle Airlines now.
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posted on
07/01/2002 2:33:08 PM PDT
by
archy
To: SandyEgo
Looks like they started their July 4th a little early!!!!
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