Airline Crew Arrested

Fox News | 7/1/02

[colorado tanker]

America West? I'm gonna guess they were arrested for serving the passengers a meal.

[Poohbah]

Naw, it was when the pilot weaved off the taxiway, cut off a Jumbo on final, and took off downwind, saying "I'm as shober as a shjudge..."

[AmericanInTokyo]

First Officer and Chief Purser earlier this day in pre-flight room for flight plan/weather check and general pre-flight briefing.

[SamAdams76]

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"A detox facilty? It's a large building full of drunks. But that's not important right now."

[Dead Dog]

How about non-PCism, one may have addressed the Flight Safety Professional as a Stewardess. The other crewmember my have been smiling at the same time..therfore making him an accomplice.

[Alberta's Child]

Good pick! You sound like you are familiar with the process. LOL!

:-)

[Shermy]

Dead - you deserve today's

[snippy_about_it]

How about tomorrow's lottery numbers? Mega Millions in Ohio is up to 83 Million dollars. I need 5 regular numbers between 1 and 52 and a separate bonus number also between 1 and 52?

[Alberta's Child]

LOL!

Police Officer: "Sir, I'm going to ask you to walk in a straight line down this aisle."

Drunken Pilot: "Sounds like a trick question, Offisher -- is there any f#cking way I can walk down this aisle NOT in a straight line?"

[dead]

33, 23, 18, 49, 7

12

[AmericanInTokyo]

Adobe photoshop crew, have at it!

[SGCOS]

CoPilot: "Hey Bob, I don't think we're supposed to be up here."

Pilot: Tony, you're such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're supposed to be up here. We're flying this bird, remember?"

CoPilot: "Hey, look at me! I'm a pilot!!...(Deep voice) Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. We're at an altitude of 30,000 feet and Oh my God watch out for that mountain...Ahhhh (Laughter).

Pilot: "Hey man, cut it out. Don't touch that. It says "engine start."

CoPilot: "Don't worry, they alwasy turn these thing off"

Engine starts in background, pilot unaware

CoPilot:"Ready for takeoff. VRRROOOMM VROOOOOOOOOM. Throttles moved from idle to full and back to idle. WHEHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Pilot: "Oh no, we're moving!!"

CoPilot:"We're going to hit the terminal. RUN!! (Cockpit door opens and slams shut. Pilot and copilot heard running to the back of the airplane screaming and yelling"

(This is the point where the Powerpoint presentation kicks in and displays a Continental flight that ran into a terminal.)

[shadowman99]

That was a Great Guesh! Buy tha man 'nother dwink, another dink, ahh get th' man a beer!!!

[SamAdams76]

"Here you go officer, this here is my drinking license. Now please go away, I have a plane to fly here."

[Senator Pardek]

Yet another example of why we must return to Prohibition.

[SandyEgo]

The Man Show did a funny skit on drunken pilots a few days ago.....

[archy]

I'm gonna go with drunken flying.

Coverstory. It's actually a Title 18, Section 1821 bust.

-archy-/-

[dozer7]

Another nail clipper nab most likely.

Nah they are big on cigar cutters at that airport. Got mine nabbed last week. Guess they thought I would hijack the plane by threatening circumcisions on the flight crew. Strange world we live in.

regards dozer7

[archy]

I'll bet they used to work for Northwest....

Nah. the ex-Northwurst drunks work for Pinnacle Airlines now.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Looks like they started their July 4th a little early!!!!