The Liberal Pledge of Allegiance

me | 6/28/02 | me

[mrs9x]

I thought we could have a little fun making pledges that liberals would want. Here are two that I came up with:

I pledge allegiance,
to the rainbow flag,
of the People's Socialist Republic,
and to the hypocrisy,
for which it stands,
one commune,
under Democrats,
with abortions,
and prescription drugs,
for all.

[belleoftheball414]

Brilliant. : D

[maxwell]

Bwahaha...

The Stoner's Pledge:

I pledge...... Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Huh?

Hey maaaaaaan pledge is a funny word, didyou ever notish that... "Pleeeeeeedge".... Hahahaaaaa it sounds like dogfart...

[Burr5]

State Department Pledge: "I pledge allegiance to the doctrine of Palestinian Nationalism, and to the peace, which it will forever promise, one vision, unhampered by facts, undetered by short-sighted presidents, with diplomatic make-work, and cushy jobs for all".