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The Liberal Pledge of Allegiance
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| 6/28/02
| me
Posted on 06/28/2002 8:06:48 AM PDT by mrs9x
I thought we could have a little fun making pledges that liberals would want. Here are two that I came up with:
I pledge allegiance,
to the rainbow flag,
of the People's Socialist Republic,
and to the hypocrisy,
for which it stands,
one commune,
under Democrats,
with abortions,
and prescription drugs,
for all.
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KEYWORDS: allegiance; courts; liberalism; pledge
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To: B-Chan
Brilliant. : D
To: dubyaismypresident
Bwahaha...
The Stoner's Pledge:
I pledge...... Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Huh?
Hey maaaaaaan pledge is a funny word, didyou ever notish that... "Pleeeeeeedge".... Hahahaaaaa it sounds like dogfart...
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posted on
06/28/2002 12:21:38 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: BlazingArizona
State Department Pledge: "I pledge allegiance to the doctrine of Palestinian Nationalism, and to the peace, which it will forever promise, one vision, unhampered by facts, undetered by short-sighted presidents, with diplomatic make-work, and cushy jobs for all".
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06/28/2002 2:27:45 PM PDT
by
Burr5
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