A few of FR's Finest....Every Day 06-28-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

(Great post - thread, Mama Bear) and great person to honor!

Just Amy - your are Just Wonderful! Congrats and thank you for your continued Fresno Freeps and everything you do for FR and for this country!

[lodwick]

A young blond coed, to make money for college, hired herself
out as a handyman, and started canvassing a well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde after looking about, said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and
said to her husband "Does she realize that the porch goes all
the way around the house?"

The man replied "She should, she was standing on it. Do you
think she's dumb?"

''No....I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all
the 'dumb blonde' e-mails we've been receiving."

A short time later the blond came to the door to collect her
money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I
gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
for
the $50.00.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."

[Jen]

Amy - looked what I happened to have! You are one of my favorite FReepers, and you certainly are a Patriot and a Babe! Enjoy your special day. Jen

[daisyscarlett]

JustAmy adores cats...Do you suppose she has met FRED?

I am off to get some exercise to start my day....trying to follow the President's and First Lady's example and suggestion....Walking is my torture of choice...

[HiJinx]

Mmmmmm...!!! Coffee and Croissants!! Perfect light breakfast, thanks!!

JustAmy, congrats on your day. Everyone of us who tirelessly supports our great Republic and our fighting men and women deserves a little recognition. This is yours!!

I'll be dropping in off and on, lots of paperwork today!

[Billie]

Hey, I want ON it! LOL! I was looking for the thread! This is so funny - I knew you said you were going to post it shortly after midnight (your time), but I didn't see any pings to it this morning! I was reading the rest of last night's and saw the link here! (You might want to put my name in the ping list where YOURS was!) Great job, Lori! Beautiful tribute to a fantastic FReeper and California Patriot Babe!

[mtngrl@vrwc]

Hey Just! You are such a dedicated FReeper and a dear friend of mine! Thanks for sending care packages to the troops and for being brave enough to get right out there on the corner of Blackstone and Shaw when you are the first to arrive to counter-protest the pro-terrorists, even those times that there were a hundred or so of them. I admire you more than I can say.

[lodwick]

Amy, please meet FReD.

Say Hi, FReD, to a Fantastic Fresno Freeper.

Good job with the torture Daisy. ;-)

[The Mayor]

Need your morning hit of ..and a Bagel

[JohnHuang2]

Good morning to ya, Mama_Bear =^)

[JohnHuang2]

[dansangel]

"ONE NATION UNDER GOD"

Let's never forget that!

JustAmy: Thank-you for your dedication and tireless FReeping out in the people's republic of kalifornia. Great big {{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}} for a deserving FReeper!

God Bless You!

[JustAmy]

I prefer to stroll ....

[Jen]

Great thread, Mama_Bear! You also are an awesome PatriotBabe!

[JustAmy]

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
"Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand.
"Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked.
"None that plays very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him to play Mr. Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result.
"I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said the golfer.
"Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.
"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must've been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"There's bad news?", the Pope asked.
"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by three strokes."
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[lodwick]

;-) Good one - thanks.

Enjoy your special day to the fullest. JL

[ST.LOUIE1]

Ahh Shucks!!!

You love it! LOL

It's your day. Enjoy! : )

[JustAmy]

BLUSH !!
I enjoy freeping with you (and the rest of the Fresno FReepers)and you are always right there with the rest of us. I also enjoyed the Modesto Freep the Creep Rallies as well as the very first ... Support Bush Rallies. I've enjoyed getting to know you this past year. It has been an awesome year.
Thanks for the kind words, mtngrl!

See you tonight
Just

[JustAmy]

Did you notice that I am filling the thread with 'signatures by Louie' today? Hey, like I don't everyday?

[Mo1]

Good Morning JustAmy .. I don't think I have posted to you before but I have often read about the FResno Freeps ... Great Job and Thanks for all you do