Snow Bunny didn't advise you when you registered to participate in the Canteen??!!
There IS such a Plan, and many of us have availed ourselves of it these 8 1/2+ months.
If you plan to Print it out, get those reams of paper lined up, Spooky!
Goes like this:
FOCUS
Sit straight in your 'puter chair and look dignified.
Repeat: "I can handle this addiction."
Try to log off NOW.
(hehehe - couldn't DO it, couldya?!!)
In that case, poise your fingers over the keyboard and tap away like crazy with the following message:
911 - SEND HELP!!
Radio Astronomer will answer you and relay it as
ALL FREEPERS - RED ALERT!! FREEPER IS IN DISTRESS!
Aeronaut will post that on a banner and fly it over every town in America, with AntiJen issuing a Public Announcement for the airwaves.
SassyMom and kneezles will divert from Colorado and report to your location via the Cyberspace Express.
COB1 will leave his well site, don a white outfit and black mask, find a white steed and ride into the sunrise to try to rescue you.
(serious problem if you're west of Texas)
SAMWolf will load himself into his Biscuit Launcher and hit the PROPEL Button!
Iowa Granny and Daisyscarlett will whip up some scrumptious vittles and hand them to 4TheFlag, who will saddle up his Big Thunder with Morgan on his lap and Beamer bounding alongside.
Since Scuttlebutt 'JimBob' is in Maryland, he will scoop up ClaraSuzanne and whisk her to your location pronto.
Snow Bunny will wiggle her little bunny tail and take off to help with her famous Bunny Hugs.
Victoria Delsoul and Aquamarine will provide musical accompaniment for All Rescuers, with WVNan and whoever giving inspirational messages to all every ten seconds or less.
tomkow6 will fill in with blonde jokes for the truly needy, and beowolf will contribute a genuine wolf call for background sound.
Tonk will relay the radio call to all the ships at sea in case they are needed, with Severa and GatorGirl singing Anchors Aweigh! for backup.
The Mayor will declare a Disaster and dispatch the National Guard to assist where needed and inform MedProf to respond with his DMAT team.
HiJinx will use Classified Emergency Procedures to deploy troops from Arizona, with Angelique in command.
JohnHuang2 will issue a call to the others, including redhead, swheats, coteblanche in Canada, and Freedom'sWorthIt and Carolinamom in NC.
Diver Dave is responsible for bringing JustAmy, MistyCA and MamaBear along, adept as a Mover and Shaker.
All efforts will be coordinated by FallGuy in case we need one if The Plan fails..:)))
Once assembled, with LadyX as Recording Secretary and General Cheerleader, these and all other willing Canteeners will descend upon the One in Trouble, a proclamation and suitable toast made by lodwick, and there shall be rendered ~ ~ ~
A GROUP HUG !!!
What you do with it IS UP TO THE RECIPIENT!
Published this day 27 June 2002 by
