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Body found tied to sign (Goldsboro NC)
News and Observer (Raleigh NC) ^
| 06/26/02
| Martha Quillin
Posted on 06/26/2002 5:51:45 AM PDT by Phantom Lord
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My prediction on the 'cause of death' is that he overheated from his bodies inability to dissapate heat due to being wraped in saran wrap.
To: Phantom Lord
Sounds like a bachelor party... Strip him naked, tie him to a stop sign in the country, and give the bride to be directions.
To: Phantom Lord; Orual; aculeus; Thinkin' Gal; general_re; Poohbah
That ill-omened middle name again. Tony Wayne Smith, Wayne County.
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posted on
06/26/2002 5:55:53 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: Phantom Lord
If Saran Wrap is outlawed, only outlaws will have Saran Wrap.
To: Phantom Lord
As long as it doesn't turn out that he was gay; this story will die a quiet death, and live on only at the Darwin site.
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posted on
06/26/2002 6:02:52 AM PDT
by
Snake65
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Listening to Bob and Madison this morning Bob said he bets the guy passed out at a party, then someone got the bright idea to strip him naked and tie him to a sign post to freak him out when he woke up.
We did a lot of stupid shit when we were hammered in college. We also had a rule in our house that the first one to pass out got drawn on with sharpie markers. My then girlfriend now wife drew a giant penis on my roommates stomach one night. He was pissed. I have pictures too. Should scan and post sometime.
I got lots of good stories on pranks that worked and ones that went wrong while all smashed up.
To: Phantom Lord
One weekend when I was gone my roomate got trashed and passed out naked on the bathroom floor. My other roomates saw an immediate opportunity. They opened the door to the first floor dorm room and invited every passerby, boy or girl, to come in the room to check him out. One guy down the hall was shaved naked, head to foot, and painted camoflauge.
To: dighton; aculeus
He would not say how many people were thought to be involved .
Raecher would not say how long Smith had been bound to the sign.
He would not say whether Smith was clothed.
Raecher would not say where the gathering was that Smith had been attending.
Family members did not want to discuss the incident Tuesday.
You don't say!
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posted on
06/26/2002 6:11:18 AM PDT
by
Orual
To: Phantom Lord
The only girl I ever knew in college who passed out drunk, ended up naked and gang raped. In today's climate, I would assume the same could happen to a man in that condition. It's the ultimate in foolishness.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
One of my roommates joined the "Fat Guys" club in Buffalo. One of the initiation rituals is that on the night of initiation you must consume an entire bottle of Crown Royal. Well, he did.
About 4 AM while partying across the street at a friends house we heard a lot of noise coming from outside. Sounded like it was coming from my yard. We opened the blinds to discover my 6' 5" 350 lb roommate dancing naked on the front porch.
We got him inside and into his bedroom. Thats when the fun started. Lets just say a camera was involved and he would do whatever we told him to do.
To: Darth Reagan
Drunken Redneck Bump
To: Phantom Lord
You might be a redneck if....
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posted on
06/26/2002 6:30:21 AM PDT
by
drjimmy
To: Phantom Lord
We got him inside and into his bedroom. Thats when the fun started. Must...resist...can't...post....
To: southernnorthcarolina
LOL - good comment.
To: Phantom Lord
"My prediction on the 'cause of death' is that he overheated from his bodies inability to dissapate heat due to being wraped in saran wrap." Maybe. My first thought was he couldn't breathe because they wrapped the stuff too tightly. Think 'Vaughn Bode'.
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posted on
06/26/2002 7:39:54 AM PDT
by
boris
To: Constitution Day
Another proud moment in NC history.
To: mykdsmom; ncweaver; ncpastor; Howlin; Pamlico; Congressman Billybob; a4drvr; blackbag; jamz; ...
I'm speechless.
To: Constitution Day
Anything good concerning our state?
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posted on
06/26/2002 8:26:13 AM PDT
by
Carolina
To: Constitution Day
Speechless?
I bet life long residents of NC can come up with some reports on pranks gone wrong that make this one seem tame.
To: Constitution Day
Thanks < /sarcasm > I've been avoiding the details for two whole days.
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