[Phantom Lord]

One of my roommates joined the "Fat Guys" club in Buffalo. One of the initiation rituals is that on the night of initiation you must consume an entire bottle of Crown Royal. Well, he did.

About 4 AM while partying across the street at a friends house we heard a lot of noise coming from outside. Sounded like it was coming from my yard. We opened the blinds to discover my 6' 5" 350 lb roommate dancing naked on the front porch.

We got him inside and into his bedroom. Thats when the fun started. Lets just say a camera was involved and he would do whatever we told him to do.

[general_re]

We got him inside and into his bedroom. Thats when the fun started.

Must...resist...can't...post....

[Rodney King]

We shaved a guys eyebrows once. Turns out that he had a family picture the next day and have to have a make-up lady draw eyebrows on his head.