Britain's only openly heterosexual police officer speaks out on web

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[Sir Gawain]

Britain's only openly heterosexual police officer speaks out on web

Brave: Britain's only openly heterosexual police officer

BRIXTON, LONDON - Britain's only openly heterosexual police officer has been speaking out on a UK bulletin board, herdofsheep can reveal.

The officer, Detective Sergeant Haley Moffit, 52, who lives openly with a woman, and admits to having sexual relations with her, had a frank exchange of views with bulletin board members on Urban75.com.

"People say I am mad for being so open about liking women and working for the police," Moffit explained to Urban75 readers.

"But I tell them: why should I be ashamed that I like to put my penis inside women's vaginas? And I tell them: why should that make me a worse police officer?"

Moffit told readers that he first knew that he preferred women to men as a teenager.

"I just knew that I liked women's bodies more than men. There was nothing I could do about it."

At first, Moffit's heterosexuality isolated him from other police colleagues.

"I didn't fit. People looked at me and they knew I wanted to get up women's skirts, and they thought: he's not one of us."

Soon, however, according to Moffit, he made himself indispensable. Moffit said:

"They were thinking: okay, so he likes to muck around with women, but he's also bloody good at his job."

A spokesman for the heterosexual community applauded Moffit's actions.

"Moffit is an excellent role model for other heterosexual policemen," said Ed Lovet.

"Life for a policeman who likes women is a constant struggle against prejudice and discrimination. And more hetero policemen means better treatment and understanding of the heterosexual community."

[Sir Gawain]

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[January24th]

Thanks for this!

ROTFLOL!!!

[weikel]

Nah the Brits ain't all gay there is truth to most stereotypes but not that one. Now the greeks on the other hand...

[SpottedBeaver]

I have a secret for everyone. I might as well come out and say it right here on FR for the entire world to see.

I'm a Heterosexual male. I love women and their thongs and mini-skirts.

Now I fully expect to be chastised by the rest of society. It was inevitable, but I had to come out.

[gonzo]

Funny web site, SG. Thanks

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The dirtiest thing ever said on TV, SB: "You were a little rough on the Beaver last night, Ward."

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[hockey d gal]

Nah...I don't think the rest of society will beat ya down for coming out and saying what ya did...they will probably raise their mighty mugs of ale to ya and say "Cheers mate!"