[Senator Pardek]

Hey, if you'll personally transcribe last week's National Enquirer bombshell...

Hey, that's Socks' dept.

And in all candor, I'm quite disheartened, having known you for 4 years, that you're too highbrow to have rented Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.

[Phil V.]

Th' cat's on thorazine and tied up. I'm struggling mightly to retain whatever shred of credibility I might ever have had or might have accumulated.

You flag me to a Nitz thread with dog et al. It's like waving a bottle of JD in my face.

You're one sick sonofabitch!

[Nita Nupress]

And in all candor, I'm quite disheartened, having known you for 4 years, that you're too highbrow to have rented Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.

I guess I shouldn't admit that I sat through three hours of "Earnest Goes To Jail" and "Inspector Gadget" yesterday and actually laughed.  Highbrow people don't laugh at Ernest P. Worrell, do they?  Oh, well.

Later!