[Phil V.]

Th' cat's on thorazine and tied up. I'm struggling mightly to retain whatever shred of credibility I might ever have had or might have accumulated.

You flag me to a Nitz thread with dog et al. It's like waving a bottle of JD in my face.

You're one sick sonofabitch!

[Nita Nupress]

Th' cat's on thorazine and tied up. I'm struggling mightly to retain whatever shred of credibility I might ever have had or might have accumulated.

I understand completely.  Get the cat one of those wind-up mouse thingys to work off some of that pent-up energy.  Here's a couple of mouse pads just to help out...

 

Oh, and please give him these cell phone covers for me, will ya?  Just a little gift from me to him. :-)

 

Hey, Socks!  Call me!!

[Grampa Dave]

I thought that Socks was still below the gates at Klamath Lake feeding on the sacred Suckerfish that get washed down everyday to power the Scottish Owned Generators.

I heard the Scots were paying Socks for Sucker Removal and had Socks declared as a unique one of a kind EPA critter.