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Gareth Malham offered his soul for £10
1 posted on 06/22/2002 12:57:02 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: aculeus
Here's the conclusion to the story you posted on June 7th.

Soul for sale to pay off student debt

2 posted on 06/22/2002 12:59:24 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
That kid may think it's funny now, but he won't be laughing when he's before the Great White Throne of Judgement.
3 posted on 06/22/2002 1:01:09 PM PDT by Commander8
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Hitlery & Satan were the partaker's in this.
6 posted on 06/22/2002 1:07:23 PM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: Kalashnikov_68
A graduate has sold his soul ... - and another demonRat is created!
8 posted on 06/22/2002 1:12:34 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001
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To: Kalashnikov_68
The devil wants to take possession of the Consacrated Souls; it works to corrupt them, to induce others to the final impenitence; he uses all subtleness,
9 posted on 06/22/2002 1:13:29 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Artist Gareth Malham came up with the idea after watching an episode of the Simpsons in which Bart makes a similar transaction.

That was a funny episode. Milhouse ends up buying Bart's soul. Bart has a dream where all the kids are in these little boats rowing to this island with their "souls". However, since Bart sold his to Milhouse, he can only row with one ore and he keeps rowing in a circle.

Lisa ends up buying Bart's soul back for him.

10 posted on 06/22/2002 1:15:12 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Unfortunately, when the soul is purchased the body usually comes with it, and this body appears to be defective with no useful job skills [photography?] and then you would have to house and feed the body. Lousy deal. Suggestion:
Immediately [during legal trading hours, of course] trade the contract on the soul futures market, taking a loss if necessary.
11 posted on 06/22/2002 1:18:44 PM PDT by RightWhale
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Why do I see a mug shot in this kids future?
13 posted on 06/22/2002 1:27:54 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Ahhh Capitalism =)
14 posted on 06/22/2002 1:40:01 PM PDT by mindprism.com
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To: Kalashnikov_68
There are some thinks you're just better off not joking about.
16 posted on 06/22/2002 1:43:32 PM PDT by Huck
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To: Kalashnikov_68
For what does it prosper a man to gain the world ($16.95)
And loose his soul?
18 posted on 06/22/2002 1:53:56 PM PDT by joesnuffy
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To: FormerLurker
pingaling!
 
(They get cheaper and cheaper every day... ;^)
 
 
 
When's this guy running for office?

21 posted on 06/22/2002 2:11:26 PM PDT by AnnaZ
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Perhaps authorities should look into this transaction.

This is clearly an example of insider trading. LOL
22 posted on 06/22/2002 2:42:43 PM PDT by VetoBill
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To: Kalashnikov_68
And here's a picture of the winning eBay bidder:


23 posted on 06/22/2002 9:55:09 PM PDT by lowbridge
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