[Texas Mom]

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now ...

No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No Hooters.
No music.
No radio.
No meat from a pig.
No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
(Actually, no tailgates.)

Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight. Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
You can't shave.
You can't shower.
BBQ donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Who wouldn't go for it?

[cake_crumb]

"Everyone seems to be wondering why the Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now ...

No booze.
No bars.
No television.
No Internet.
No Hooters.
No music.
No radio.
No meat from a pig.
No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
(Actually, no tailgates.)

Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight. Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors.
You can't shave.
You can't shower.
BBQ donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Who wouldn't go for it?"

LOL...THAT bears repeating.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Your bride is picked by someone else.

Actually, chances are they don't get a bride, either. There aren't enough women to go around thanks to polygamy.