Police find Castration Clues in Fridge

http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-150662120020611-100621.html ^ | June 11, 2002 | Barbie Doll

[Barbie Doll]

Police Find Castration Clues In Fridge Surgery Reportedly Done In Kitchen Posted: 10:42 a.m. EDT June 11, 2002 Updated: 11:14 a.m. EDT June 11, 2002

OAK PARK, Mich. -- In Oakland County, Mich., authorities are investigating what looks like a case of voluntary castration.

Police said that an Oak Park man did the surgery on another Oakland County man in his kitchen last weekend. Detective Bruce Smith said that investigators found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the suspect's house.

The detective said that the castrated man told officers he wanted the operation done.

Smith said that it is the strangest case he has seen in his 24 years of police work. He said that the men met on an Internet Web site.

[3catsanadog]

My goodness, I hope the suspects burped the Tupperwear so that its contents don't spoil.

[Billthedrill]

He said that the men met on an Internet Web site.

OK, guys, I've changed my mind...may I have my testicles back, please?

[Enterprise]

Well, I guess GREAT BALLS OF FIRE wouldn't exactly be the exclamation of choice here.

[moyden]

Why, no. Homosexuality is completely normal.

I wonder. Where does one purchase the "Home Castration Kit"?

[Rebelbase]

This is nuts.

[kaboom]

I wonder. Where does one purchase the "Home Castration Kit"?

eBay of course! or would that be bBay? better yet, noWay!

[Physicist]

Detective Bruce Smith said that investigators found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the suspect's house.

"Hullo, that's not right. There were supposed to be devilled eggs in this Tupperware container. Now where could I have put them?"

[RedWhiteBlue]

I wonder why they saved 'em? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

[Physicist]

I wonder why they saved 'em?

Just in case they felt like a cold one.

[VRWCmember]

When one observer said, "Man, I thought circumcision was tough," the man shouted "Circumcision! THAT'S the word!"

[sheik yerbouty]

Bollocks!

[Mo1]

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[Palmetto]

Hope it's one of those disposable containers. Otherwise, they'll need lots of this...