Pap of course represents the degenerate, repressive, evil, eurocentric racist system. And let's make Tom Sawyer a liberal lesbian named Tamantha Sawyer.
Of course we'll change The Duke and The Dauphin into practicing homosexual pedophiles....
School boards all across America will order this revised classic by the boatload....
Of course, if Samuel Clemens had been black then the book could stay. Black authors are still permitted to use "the N word."