Video Camera Captures Boater's Striptease

St. Petersburg Times ^ | 5/31/02 | Chris Tisch

[martin_fierro]

No sea men (see men?) jokes, please.

[CholeraJoe]

Guess none of the spectators had ever been to Mardi Gras. Multiply this by 10,000.

[AppyPappy]

I guess no one thought to walk over and kick his sorry ass all over the beach.

[The Mayor]

I guess no one thought to walk over and kick his sorry ass all over the beach.

Bingo!! I would have been first in line..

[big'ol_freeper]

I didn't know Bill Clinton was on vacation down in Florida.

[Alberta's Child]

. . . they saw a man standing on a boat with his shorts down at his ankles.

Alcohol had an influence on [his] actions, an arrest report states.

. . . tracked [him] down Wednesday night at Post Corner Pizza . . .

I think I've got it all figured out -- A guy is standing there on a boat with his pants down around his ankles. He is later arrested while eating two entire pizzas, and the police say alcohol was a factor in his behavior.

At least we know where Ted Kennedy was over the weekend.

[Dog Gone]

Alcohol had an influence on Hoskins' actions, an arrest report states.

There's a shocker.

[robertpaulsen]

"Hold ma beer and watch this!"

[marshmallow]

Adults are one thing. Children, on the other hand, don't need to see this sort of crap.

[PJ-Comix]

This reminds me of a regular who used to attend the Indy 500. He was a harmless looking guy dressed up as an Italian chef, complete with an apron in the Green-White-Red of Italy's flag colors. He would wave sweetly at all the folks passing by with utter innocence on his face....And then he would raise his hand so that a trasparent fishing wire attached to his wrist and connected to the apron, would raise the apron to reveal a large lewd plastic object (use your imagination here). It never failed to gross out the victims of this stunt. Any Indy 500 veterans here remember that guy?

[r9etb]

I guess no one thought to walk over and kick his sorry ass all over the beach.

Figuratively speaking, I think this is a far better ass-kicking than he could have gotten from anybody else. The guy's a joke, and one has to think that his performance is now making the rounds.

Look for him on one of those "priceless" jokes any day now.

[meisterbrewer]

I guess no one thought to walk over and kick his sorry ass all over the beach.

Sounds great, I would love to do it myself. But, it is never wise to fight a drunk, particularly with 3-year old children present. We already know this idiot was willing to offend as many as possible. Maybe he might be willing to hurt as many as possible, too. Better to call the police and let them take care of it.

Which brings us to my next point. Where were the police and did anyone think to call them while this was going on? Over an hour and no one called the police? Pretty strange.

[hobbes1]

I have 3 toddlers, Had I been on that beach. One warning, and then the ass kicking commences.......

[lowbridge]

"We look over, and there is a guy standing on the back of his boat with his pants around his ankles," Dolitsky said. "And at first, we were like, "Oh my God, you've got to be kidding.' We kind of chuckled at first.

My boat's bigger than that.

[hobbes1]

Maybe he might be willing to hurt as many as possible, too. Better to call the police and let them take care of it.

Therein lies the Difference between a Navy man, and a Marine...lol

[meisterbrewer]

Ok, ya got me. Plus, with over 100 people on the beach, I bet they could have easily overwhelmed him. Maybe they should have tried.

[hobbes1]

yes, plus after the Cops were called, how could it take so long to arrive.....?????????

[meisterbrewer]

Maybe they should have told the police there was a naked man selling doughnuts on the beach. I bet they would have made it in less than a minute!

[tracer]

All that can be said is that scoped BMG .50s are like cops -- you can never find one when one is needed......