Skip to comments.
White House Ignored Pre 9/11 Warnings by FBI, Miss Cleo
BFA ^
Posted on 05/28/2002 1:24:05 PM PDT by Texaggie79
|
WASHINGTON, D.C. Under pressure from Democrats, the Bush administration admited Tuesday that a pre-Sept. 11 memo from television psychic Miss Cleo was ignored along with dozens of reports from the FBI, CIA, and even a personal letter from Osama Bin Laden admitting he was sending suicide bombers to crash into the World Trade Center.
The administration on Tuesday, marking a shift from previous refusals, showed members of the Senate Judiciary Committee portions of Miss Cleo's recorded statement, which proved once and for all the controversial Jamaican Shamen was legitimate "Miss Cleo was right on the money and she was ignored by this administration," said Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle, D-S.D. "People keep saying she's a big phony but now we know differently." According to sources within the Democratic Party, there is substantial evidence that President Bush and several Cabinet members had signed up for Miss Cleo's free 7 minute tarot reading months earlier, but then ignored her very specific memo about a terrorist bombing in New York City. Miss Cleo, a Brooklyn native, is under investigation for fraud in more than a dozen states. She claims she aquired her heavy Jamaican accent during a summer vacations on the island. |
|
Above: Miss Cleo Talks Funny |
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
To: Sir Gawain; Dead; Tennessee_Bob; Victoria Delsoul; Xenalyte; Rebelbase, Weikel
ping
To: Texaggie79
And Dionne Warwick.
To: Texaggie79
What did Miss Cleo know, and when did she know it ?
4
posted on
05/28/2002 1:26:51 PM PDT
by
ChadGore
To: Texaggie79
Hmmm I wonder if the FBI is more reliable then Miss Cleo?
5
posted on
05/28/2002 1:27:12 PM PDT
by
weikel
To: all
To: Texaggie79
:)
To: Tennessee_Bob; one_particular_harbour; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
What's your platform? OPH has a mighty attractive one. Platform, that is.
8
posted on
05/28/2002 1:30:49 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: all
By "Tired of this kind of stuff," I'm referring to Miss Cleo, not TexAggie79 and his posts. Couldn't get along without TexAggie79...well, maybe we could, but who wants to try??
To: Argh
Platform? Errr...it's an old office chair from the coal mining company I used to work for. Kind of ratty and wobbly, but it's comfortable.
To: Texaggie79
Now just wait a d*mn minute! She been proven to only see cheating spouses, not the lofty Jean Dixon stuff!
I smell a rat.
To: Argh;Tennessee Bob, one_particular_harbour
Who cares about his platform! He's gonna hire me and then let me have my own minions.......right your Excellency?
To: Tennessee_Bob
Well, Bob, I've got to admit, that sounds pretty good - for you. But I'll tell you what interests me - patronage. I'm looking for a high-level, low-responsibility position, and I figure you're gonna need a staff, right? So, I'm more than willing to sign on to your petition, but I'll need a promise of a position for me first. I'm thinking "Minister to Attractive Women" or "Secretary of Supermodels" - something simple like that.
Got a position for me?
To: Texaggie79
To: general_re
Well, my intentions are to hire family first, and I consider everyone here at Free Republic to be family. As I was telling someone earlier, I'm only in it for the minions. The incredible power, the ability to get free meals at high-class restaurants - that's all second hand. I'm in it for the minions. I'm looking for yes-men and yes-women - but I won't hire those from here. The folks I'll hire from FR will have positions just like you're describing - high-level, low-responsibility (for the most part).
And in fact, I am looking for a Secretary of Supermodels. I've looked at your profile and I see that you appear to be quite capable of such a job. Should I be selected, then the position will be yours.
To: ChadGore
You should know this!
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; general_re; Tennessee Bob
Whyisa, may I present general_re? General, this is WhyisaTexasgirlinPA. You two might get along famously in the Bob Solar System Administration.
17
posted on
05/28/2002 1:44:12 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Texaggie79
Have you ever seen Cynthia and Cleo in the same room?
18
posted on
05/28/2002 1:44:38 PM PDT
by
Stentor
To: Tennessee_Bob
My signature has been posted, Your Majesty. I look forward to serving you faithfully for many years. ;)
To: Texaggie79
Why has this man been so silent?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson