Posted on 05/25/2002 11:24:06 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns
Saturday May 25, 2002
The Guardian
A rambling and expensive speech by the former US president Bill Clinton in southern China has gone down spectacularly badly, according to the Chinese press.
Many in the audience in Shenzhen, which comprised various dignitaries, found it so hard to follow that they took off the headsets providing simultaneous translation.
Mr Clinton was supposed to speak on Thursday about the "World Trade Organisation and the Chinese real estate economy," because a local property company was paying him $250,000 (£170,000) for the speech.
Instead he uttered platitudes about the need for "personal understanding" between US and Chinese leaders and reminisced about his first visit to China in 1998, when he held a successful summit with the Chinese president, Jiang Zemin.
Members of the audience, who had waited for hours because his plane was delayed, then asked him about international affairs and politics. "Although he had nothing worth saying, he kept going on," the Yangcheng Evening News commented yesterday.
Asked to predict the outcome of the Middle East crisis, Mr Clinton smiled ingenuously and confessed: "I don't know, I really don't know." The entire audience, which included the mayor of Guangzhou and 300 invited foreign and Chinese guests, burst out laughing.
Mr Clinton's chutzpah in collecting his fee without doing any homework has been widely noted. The Chinese Communist party's official People's Daily website reported it under the headline "Clinton reaps $250,000 in 30-minute speech in Shenzhen."
There was no apparent note of censure in the Chinese press comment yesterday; instead, the response seemed to be a hint of admiration that he could get away with. It was noted that Mr Clinton had earned only $100,000 for a speech to the Fortune Forum in Hong Kong last year.
He arrived in China from Japan, where he received an honorary doctorate at Nihon University and lectured on globalisation. Observers in Tokyo suggest that the Japanese press would have been far too polite to say that his speech there was less than riveting.
Hadn't seen this before, WINO, LOL!
LOL, at the rate he's going, we might here about a deal much sooner than that. But, I would like to see a match between Clinton and Dick Morris
The epitaph is ready.
7 beers will stink you up and slur your speach.
7 lines will make you talk incessantly with a “woodie” at the same time.
That nose of his is going to rot off soon!
LOL! I predict:
1. Mike Tyson, assuming he's still in between sentences.
and
2. Tyson's answer to "How was Bill?" after the fight: "Tastes just like SPAM!"
I would suggest Joey Buttafuoco,but that particular class act is already on Fox boxing...fighting a woman!!
Likley opponents in the year 2012; a geriatric Dan Rather, a recently paroled Trafficant, Ruth Bader-Ginsberg , Alphamale algore, Helen Thomas,(propped up like those weighted blow-up things we use to box when we were kids),and there are rumors of a steel cage match with UN Ambassador Rodham,who recently changed her name back to its original.
Nuff said.
Don't know, don't go there. The last time was long ago and the socialism and entitlement-ism was so thick that, if it were ice cream, Baskin-Robbins would have to hire Mr.'T' to dish it out. ;^)
Audience laughs at Clinton.Clinton laughs all the way to the bank.
....shame on me, I'm bad, I'm bad....
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