Posted on 05/23/2002 5:52:39 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen
They're kidding, right?
They are kidding...right?
The Left truely is dead; deader than a doornail.
Only, interestingly enough?
They don't know it; &, no major dude's stepped up to tell 'em yet, either.
"Critic Rick Groen of the Toronto Globe and Mail makes Lucas-bashing a North American venture as he warns with true haughty elitism that you should not turn to Lucas 'if you happen to belong to that tiny minority whose idea of fun...lies in a story with depth and characters with complexity and a theme with meaning...'"
Oh.
OKey Dokey, *Rick*.
We should turn to you then, eh?
BWWWWAHAAAAAA!!!!
~groaaaaaann~ or is that, groennnn; either way, it's a wash.
"The Toronto Globe and Mail," huh.
"While being politically left-leaning, George Lucas is learning firsthand the secret power behind the dark side of liberals..."
Uh-huh...*feeeeel* the hate, George!!!
Let it escape you & the *transformation* will be coMMMMPLLLeeeeTe.
"But now, after a series of hit movies, an empire of successful spin-off companies and a legion of devoted followers, Lucas has become just another middle-aged, rich, white-man enemy."
Yea-yea; that's how the *script* the Socialist-Liberals have wrote for poor George is looking, eh?
He should never have have deviated from their utopian social engineering formula!!
Nope; he done went back to the *Old School* mentality for making motion pictures being a function of entertainment based on fantacy & fiction.
For his HIGH crime, Lucas shall be damned; but-good.
"Like one of his embattled Jedi characters, movie magician George Lucas is under assault."
Still?
It's kinda refreshing in a strange kinda way to be seeing this guy cannibalized -- & not *just* by one of his own kind -- but, by part of a beast he helped create.
How's it *feeeeeeeel*, George?
Maybe a *tad* like being mugged, or worse yet, raped?
Well!!
That's *OK* Big Guy; it happens to us all, ~on the Right.
...& sooner rather than later; more, rather than less. ;^)
Given the choice, and if we were closer in age, I'd take Senator Amidala.
Say WHAT?!?
No wonder the film I consider the best of the last decade did not win.
MOST BABELICIOUSLY!
I take it the good Senator is still jailbait?
Up until Episode II, the features of Bobba Fett were hidden in a helmet. By episode VI, he's at least as old as Obi Wan Kenobi, and quite agile. The clones featured in Episode II are not drunken, womanizing, ranchero music playing farm laborers, so where is the resemblance to the hispanic Lucas would encounter in his world of California central valley Modesto?
That happens when she starts carrying Luke and Leia...ILM should have no problem with the digital editing required.
I don't think so, but she is nearly young enough to be my granddaughter.
You know what they said about "Watto", don't cha?
1. He was a "hook nose" stereotype of an Arab shop keeper.
2. But I also heard he was a "hook nose" stereotype of a Jewish shop keeper.
Imagine if he had spent a bundle on booze and strippers the night before he flew into a building.
Wow, has anyone ever before stated the American Left's condescending moral philosophy so succinctly?
When I see Watto, I think "Arafat".
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