[Mr. Jeeves]

The critic, David Thompson, mocks the on-screen love affair as "early '50s" where the love-struck protagonists "start talking about love and marriage - those classic parental alternatives to desire and pleasure."

Wow, has anyone ever before stated the American Left's condescending moral philosophy so succinctly?

[Enterprise]

Well, you have to keep in mind a typical leftist love story. Boy and girl meet and exchange a few unintelligible grunts. They have sex. She has an abortion and finds another man and does it again. He turns gay and gets aids and dies.