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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^
| 5/21/02
| Eric Schmeltzer
Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:
I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!" ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?
Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!
WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!
A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:
NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor) AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)
GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.
SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!
It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!
FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."
All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.
TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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To: ken5050
He, along with Rosie O'Donnell, have kept ADM afloat!
To: LarryLied
Would you care to, if it doesn't violate national security (g), relate to us how you stumbled upon this gem? I'd love to know what parameters you used in your search engine...does "flaming+liberal+assholes" bring up many hits?
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:21:51 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: sheik yerbouty
During the Florida election mess, when the "wadler" was all OVER the tube, I tried to start a "dead pool" on FR...guess the day when he keels over of a coronary....do you think he'll be the lead-off witness at Sen Kennedy's hearings on obesity?
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:24:15 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: ken5050
if it doesn't violate national security (g), relate to us how you stumbled upon this gem? I'd love to know what parameters you used in your search engine...does "flaming+liberal+assholes" bring up many hits?Lol!...google should have that category but unfortunately, I had to punch in "Nadler" and wade through pages of self-serving dreck to get to this gem.
To: jbstrick
Wow, what a resource! Thanks, I just found some illustrations on my website archive that I thought were gone forever. They not only have the front page with images but several layers into the website. They must have 44 acres of harddrives.
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:30:22 AM PDT
by
Howie
To: LarryLied
Thanks for the info........I, an the rest of us, apreciate your efforts, but, man, Larry, if you're punching "Nadler" into a search engine, ya gotta get a life.....(g)...actually, what might be an interesting project would be to form a research team, maybe 10-20 or so Freepers, and attack, er, visit, a different Dem member of congress every few days.......think what gems we could find from say, Cyhthia McKinney....but ya gotta wade through many, many deep piles to find a nugget of s**t like this......
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:30:52 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: sheik yerbouty
When you refer to Nadler as a trisexual, are you saying that he tries to have sex but can't?
To: LarryLied
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!Another "pro-choice" man demonstrates the sensitivity and respect with which he treats women.
(But, hey, it's okay to be a slobbering pig imitating a human being, as long as you're pro-abortion. Consider the career of one William Jefferson Clinton, for example. Apologies to our porcine friends for comparing them to Billzebubba)
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:32:26 AM PDT
by
Campion
To: LarryLied
To: Nakatu X
I'll bet male freepers would go ga-ga over Gunsmith Cats, that series about two female gun nuts who run a gun & ammo place... Or, our reaction might be that it's just silly, immature, poorly-drawn crap from Japan. Further, we might wonder why any alleged "adult" would wax rhapsodic over said crap.
To: LarryLied
To: isthisnickcool;SwinusMaximus
Would a "Whois" search on this site be of use?
I tried to do one but I need to upgrade from Netscape 4.5. More and more sites bring up a blank page (which causes all other sites to come up blank and then I have to restart).
To: LarryLied
No, it would bring up the owner of the netaxs.com its pretty stupid and sophomoric to have a site like this guys.
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posted on
05/21/2002 9:46:01 AM PDT
by
smith288
To: LarryLied
Eric in black face?
I don't give a hoot what color someone is but this guy seems to be kinda weird when it comes to race?
To: Campion
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!
I think in this particular instance "baby" has a hairy chest, hairy butt and can bench 200 plus.
To: LarryLied
Would a "Whois" search on this site be of use?
Nope, hosted site. I looked around and it sure seems like this guy works for Nadler.
To: LarryLied
Larry, I thought this was a joke until I went to Nadlers site and checked out one of his latests releases...that idiot is the Contact.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE |
|
May 14, 2002 |
202.225.5635 |
CONGRESSMAN NADLER BLASTS RNC ON 9/11 PHOTO SALE Says photos of President on 9/11 is "one of the most morally reprehensible political tactics I have ever seen"
WASHINGTON -- In response to today's news that the Republican National Committee is selling pictures -- for fundraising purposes -- of the President aboard Air Force One immediately following the 9/11 attacks, Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-NY), who represents the area where the World Trade Center once stood, released the following statement: |
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To: LarryLied
Is it true that George Lucas got his inspiration for Jaba the Hut from Nadler?
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
No. he needs a helper to find and strategically place a certain part. Or it could be that he tries, but what the heck, any fold will suffice..Argh!! I'm losing my breakfast..
To: in the Arena
Busted.
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