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A Funny But Highly Accurate Take on the Middle East
The Weekly Standard ^ | 4-22-02 | Larry Miller

Posted on 05/08/2002 2:29:57 PM PDT by liberalism=failure

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To: liberalism=failure
Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

BWAHAHA!

41 posted on 05/08/2002 5:07:04 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: liberalism=failure
I think this article was by Dennis Miller
42 posted on 05/08/2002 5:09:29 PM PDT by Betteboop
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To: cake_crumb
Perhaps I misunderstood your reaction, but the Arabs have exhumed the old favorite of the ignorant peasants, about Jews baking their bread with the blood of children, dusted it off and then recycled it back to the ignorant peasants.
The lampshade rumor wasn't about ordinary Germans. It was about the ghouls running the concentration camps. At least there was a grain of truth to that, given the atrocities that really DID occur. There is NO grain of truth to the Arab propganda of Jews baking bread with the blood of children.

Particularly if you expand "lampshades" a little to tanning human hides there's a lot more than a "grain" of truth to it.

43 posted on 05/08/2002 5:16:53 PM PDT by SJackson
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To: liberalism=failure,monkeyshine, ipaq2000, Lent, veronica, Sabramerican, beowolf, Nachum, BenF, an
PING!!!
44 posted on 05/08/2002 5:22:25 PM PDT by dennisw
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To: Snake65
Nah, it was my mistake, not yours. You were clear enough, I just missed your first line there. Different genre, huh? Keep at it and I'll buy your first novel when you get it published. ;-)
45 posted on 05/08/2002 5:50:32 PM PDT by Twodees
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To: Thane_Banquo
Jordan was the original Palestinian state.

Well, yeah, but the British made a big boo-boo in handing over the Arabian peninsula to the Saud gangsta krew instead of to the Hashemite who had the more legit claim to it, so to pacify the Hashemite they gave them 80% of what was supposed to be the "Jewish National Home."

46 posted on 05/08/2002 5:51:48 PM PDT by Alouette
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To: Lurker
Thanks for the nomination! };^D)


47 posted on 05/08/2002 6:08:27 PM PDT by RJayneJ
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To: Snake65
You are really witty. For a minute I thought you might be Jackie Mason!
48 posted on 05/08/2002 6:28:46 PM PDT by McGavin999
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To: Howlin
ooops
49 posted on 05/08/2002 6:50:24 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: dennisw
Good article, and real too.
50 posted on 05/08/2002 7:24:13 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Thane_Banquo
Palestinians are really Jordanians, for the most part, and Jordan was the original Palestinian state.

Yes and no - I believe you have got it reversed.

In 1921 (after defeating the Turks in WW1 and creating a mandate over the Turkish province of Palestine) the British cut off 78%, the part of Palestine east of the Jordan river, renamed it Jordan and installed a Saudi Arabian Hashemite royal as king. The people in Jordan were the same people as those that remained on the other side of the river.

So immediately these people were called Jordanians but they are the same people who today (and only since 1964) call themselves Palestinians. So the Palestinians received their state in 1921 and now they want a second state carved out of Israel. Until 1948 (pre Israel) the only people who called themselves Palestinians were the Jews living in the British Mandate of Palestine - the Arabs there called themselves Arabs because that's what they were.

I'll just throw in another interesting piece of history - as soon as the Hashemites took over "Jordan" about half the population left and settled on the West Bank. That's from the Mandate Reports to the League of Right so if someone wants to challenge me I'll go to the trouble of posting an extract from the report.

51 posted on 05/08/2002 10:09:37 PM PDT by anapikoros
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To: liberalism=failure
bfl
52 posted on 05/08/2002 10:17:14 PM PDT by oyez
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To: liberalism=failure
Has anyone noticed that the Arabs seem impotent (except for a few crazies)? They are unable or unwilling to lower themselves to fight in a war or do anything for themselves. They use the Palies as pawns to harass the Israelis and the big wigs pay some blood money but the average Arab is a do-nothing coward!
53 posted on 05/08/2002 10:45:28 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
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To: thucydides
Ok, war then. Give the "Palestinians" their country. Then, after they move against Israel (which they would) wipe them all out. Every man, woman, child, dog, cat, sheep, goat, etc. Purim---circa 2003. But first, let this be a "condition" of the "treaty" that establishes the new State...make them sign off on this condition--that they "recognize" Israel. Have the Suadi's, Syrians, Iraqi's, Iranian's sign too. With the written, expressed, clear understanding that Israel has legitiment international legal right to defend itself, too... Sign here, bub, right on the dot-dot-dotted, rat-ta-tatt line! Mess with the treaty--joining in against Israel---face U.S. military might. Whatever it takes... Sign here, gentlemen! Yes, we mean you & you & you & you. Meanwhile, since this isn't going to happen--what ABOUT 'ol Saddam? Guess we may just have to wait for a while---and meanwhile also--get ready to fight all of them at once. WWIII----coming to a theatre near you! That's what the devils motivating them want, isn't it? It's the devil himself that wants us to be in the same prediciment that the Israeli's face today. Excuse me---i go throw up now... Osama? You are going to hell----i think it's a 'done deal'.
54 posted on 05/08/2002 10:57:45 PM PDT by BlueDragon
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To: d4now
LOL bump
55 posted on 05/08/2002 11:11:05 PM PDT by monkeyshine
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To: liberalism=failure
bttt
56 posted on 05/09/2002 5:48:04 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: Retiredforever
Levitt's discourse is simplistic and self-serving.

One can speak of "Palestina" as a named portion of the Roman province of "Syria," and not find a mention of the "nation" of Israel.

Similarly, this area known today as the nation-state of "Israel" the Greeks were content to consider as a part of greater Egypt or Syria.

The Persians under Xerxes let the Hebrew tribes of Judah and Benjamin formerly carried captive by Babylon return to the area which was once Jerusalem and under the leadership of Nehemiah rebuilt the "city".

Babylonians (who snagged the Kingdom of Judah) and Assyrians (who snagged and assimilated the other 10 "northern" tribes of Israel) left the region to go to seed and remained desolate to occupiers as the "Israelites" were made captives and held in "slavery," pondering how they lost it all (read Jeremiah).

Disobey God = lose your nation.

David fought against "Philistines"=== read: Palestinians, and did not utterly defeat them. The Hebrews were instructed to anhiliate the Canaanintes, but disobeyed and failed to do so.

Today's resident Jews in today's UN-created US-subsidized nation-state of Israel share the land with today's descendants of Philistines, Canaanites, Ishmaelites, Edomites (descended from Esau): people the UN threw off of land that they had lived in for thousands of years along side other resident Jews since the original diaspora.

In times prior to 1948, the British Mandate was referred to as "Palestine" not as "Israel." True it was a region and not a government of its own, but was just another area of British Administration. The Balfour Declaration of 1917 was a British-Zioist expression of intent to provide a homeland for Jews in Palestine, not necessarily a new nation state called "Israel," created at the expense of the then-current inhabitants

Palestinians and Jews lost "entitlements" to specific land masses a long time ago. They've got to learn to make peace and share it, and if they can't, better administrators ought to be sought from more responsible parts of the world to do so.

Christians get sucked into a supposed need to support today's Israel under the flawed notion that Israel which exists today is the same Israel into which God entered covenants of ancient times.

Disobey God = lose your nation. Obey God and restore your nation (2Chron 7:14). Can you cite an event of manifest heavenly obedience and a spiritual humbling and pennance that the current UN established secularized state of Israel has accomplished a la 2ndChron 7:14?

Didn't think you could. The birthright/covenants/national devine restoration concept does not apply to what passes today for the secularized UN-mandated nation state of Israel, nor as a Christian am I duty bound to promote their position and claims to their feigned legitimacy blindly.

57 posted on 05/09/2002 12:09:07 PM PDT by Agamemnon
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To: Agamemnon
Good history lesson for me -- thank you.

The only point I was trying to make is that God is not through with his chosen people. I don't know his plans and no one else knows his plans -- but in the end, His will is going to prevale. That is what makes the present day events so interesting.

Thanks again for the history of the region.

58 posted on 05/09/2002 1:32:43 PM PDT by Retiredforever
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