CLINTON AS A TALK SHOW HOST? (NOW I HAVE TO THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW)

CNSNEWS.COM ^ | 5-02-02 | SUSAN JONES

[KLT]

By Susan Jones
CNSNews.com Morning Editor
May 02, 2002
10:03 am

Clinton As A TV Talk Show Host?

(CNSNews.com) - It's been mentioned before, and now it's making headlines:

The Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that former President Bill Clinton has met twice with NBC executives to discuss the possibility that he might host his own TV talk show. According to the newspaper, the discussions are preliminary, but Clinton is said to be seriously interested. He reportedly wants to be paid $50 million a year to become "the next Oprah Winfrey," according to the newspaper. Neither NBC nor Clinton are commenting publicly. Stay tuned...

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Check out the post at #238, Mud. Compare the two couples. Then, if you're still fed up with this oaf, here's an oldie but goodie:

"I, however, regard Clinton as a psychopath, and do not believe that the worst about him even began to be suspected until recently—with the disclosures of Juanita Broaddrick, and the confirmation (through congressional testimony by the perjurer’s apprentices) of presidential slanders against Monica Lewinsky. With the impeachment battle played out, one is left to contemplate the lies he told, not just in public—and to the public—but in relative private, and also the motives he had for telling them, and finally (and crucially) his cold-blooded ways of doing so. " Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Christopher Hitchens

[harpo11]

Don't throw out your tv. I've always felt this would be Clinton's next tour of duty. The famous camera hog would be waggling his big greasy finger in our faces and at the same time actually get advertisers to pay handsomely for his extravagantic production. Just think of the stacks of material we can have absolutely incredulous fun with? This is just to glorious to see a reprehensible womanizing impeached ex-president scoundrel host his own blabberamafest.

Moreover, just think of the high moral caliber of his guests and past acquaintances. Bill crying and moaning with them in full "I feel your pain, baby" quivering lip mode. Maybe, he can play around with his sax and talk about how he could have done this, and done that, as he coped with unfair media bias, the mean-spirited VRWC, and how the Constitution obstructed many of his grandiose schemes.

The liberal gals and boys will surely swoon in delicious delight and conservative men and woman will gain more incontrovertible evidence of why liberalism sucks.

So here's to The Bubba Knows Best Show!

[RobFromGa]

Your thinking makes me HAPPY-HAPPY-HAPPY> Thanks.

Have you finished that book yet? LOL :->

[poet]

Hi Mud;

Just think of the Omen trilogy. There you have it! He has become untouchable, sad to say.

[FITZ]

The first time some babe gave him a lapdance,he would loose control and rip her clothes off before any body could jump in to stop him.

I don't think he would do that. More likely he'd unzip his pants, pull them down and say "kiss it".

[concerned about politics]

He won't do it. It's steady work. Politicians don't like that.
Not to mention the fact that if it flops, Clinton looks like an even bigger total idiot.
Only if they can guarentee he will be magnified above all other Gods will he take it.
He can't discuss rape. He's done it.
He can't discuss teen sex. He's had a young 20 yr. old- close enough.
He can't talk about jobs. He's never had one.
He can't talk about families. He hates them.
He can't talk about God. He'd melt.

[concerned about politics]

Here's hoping our greatest living ex-President is paid handsomely to counter all of the Republican Party propaganda polluting our airwaves now.

They're offering Reagan a talk show , too? Hey, it's better than giving it to the rapist-n-chief..

[concerned about politics]

How low can NBC sink? Now they are hiring a rapist! NBC, better put some ice on it.

Sounds like a good boycott issue. Find out who's advertising during the show, and let them know how much you loved their products - until the Clinton show started.

[dfwgator]

How appropriate for the first "White Trash" President.

[Valin]

This could be the mother of all freeps.
I really wouldn't want to be a sponsor of this.

[Valin]

I pray that NBC will do this. I hope that they make the bent one a talk show host. I hope that they pay him at least $100,000,000's to host the show and sign him up for a seven year contract.

I wonder if their e-mail system can handle 80,000 e-mails a day...everyday...day in and day out?
Of course this question is purely hypothetical. I'm only wondering about the size of their e-mail system.

[jonascord]

How sad for you. In honor of your self-sacrifice, I will dedicate my next mesquite smoked, medium rare, on a rye bun, with just a hint of onion, ground chuck burger, with greasy fries and ranch dressing on the shaved ham and bacon bits salad to you.

Besides, isn't that sort of large for a woman?

[CyberAnt]

Well ... it's actually very easy - just turn the TV off or change channels.

Clinton is just so jealous of Rush Limbaugh that he will do anything to get on the airwaves so he can listen to Rush and then bash him and the rest of us conservatives. I believe Clinton will get the same warm response Carville and Begala have received - no audience.

If NBC wants to throw what little money they have after BAD, well they could end up making a faster dive into the toilet than I thought they would - they actually might beat out CNN or ABC (into the toilet that is).

[Rainbow Rising]

The Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that former President Bill Clinton has met twice with NBC executives to discuss the possibility that he might host his own TV talk show.

I guess this would be the opposite of "Must-See TV."

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Please put that link up as a separate "FReep/Poll the Creep" post!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Thanks for posting the facts re: Danny and his probable papa!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

How about you just change the channel?

Great idea! Give the ratings boost to the other shows in Billy Jeff's timeslot! I'm all for that! I plan on tuning in FoxNews!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU DON'T GO AWAY!!!!

Bingo! Here you go!

------------------------------------------
How Can I miss You (when You Wont Go Away?)
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(capo the second fret)
G C
I've talked to your mother and I've talked to your dad,
G C
They say they've tried but it's all in vain,
G C A
I've begged and I've pleaded, I've even got mad,
D G
Now we must face it, you give me a pain

(chorus)
F C
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
F C
Keep tellin' you day after day,
F
But you wont listen,
C A
You only stay and stay-ee-ay
D7 G C
How can I miss you when you won't go away?

Your never-ending presence really cramps my style
I dream that it won't always be the same
At first I was attracted, but after a while,
Have you ever heard of the hard-to-get game?

(repeat chorus)

Out of three billion people, why must it be me?
Oh why oh why won't you cut me loose?
Just do me a favor and listen to my plea,
I'm not the only chicken on the roost

(repeat chorus)

[getbillnow]

Maybe they can arrest him as he interviews his first guest!!! That would be lovely, no?

[Jack Bull]