CLINTON AS A TALK SHOW HOST? (NOW I HAVE TO THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW)

CNSNEWS.COM ^ | 5-02-02 | SUSAN JONES

[KLT]

By Susan Jones
CNSNews.com Morning Editor
May 02, 2002
10:03 am

Clinton As A TV Talk Show Host?

(CNSNews.com) - It's been mentioned before, and now it's making headlines:

The Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that former President Bill Clinton has met twice with NBC executives to discuss the possibility that he might host his own TV talk show. According to the newspaper, the discussions are preliminary, but Clinton is said to be seriously interested. He reportedly wants to be paid $50 million a year to become "the next Oprah Winfrey," according to the newspaper. Neither NBC nor Clinton are commenting publicly. Stay tuned...

[Diddle E. Squat]

So were the paternity DNA results on Baby Ruth ever revealed?

[Almondjoy]

Yes and they were determined to be equal to that of a Whatchamacallit(sp?).

[EODGUY]

It's ashame and I just bought a new tv set...I'm sooooo pissed!

Not to worry, I faced the same concern when the dems were trying to manipulate the Florida vote. I simply went to my local hardware store and bought a 4 by 4 foot sheet of plexiglass.

The thickness of the sheet should be in direct proportion to the strength of your pitching arm. Mount it securly in front of your television screen and you can throw the object of your choice at the target of your choice without fear of harming your video investment.

EODGUY

[weegee]

Maybe they'll just give him the money and that'll be the end of it (like Hillary's non-existant autobiography).

[ALOHA RONNIE]

NEVER FORGET

...CLINTON TV Talk Show =

.."9/11 Ain't my Fault".. =

...President HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON in 2004.

...If the Democrats take over the House this Fall thru CLINTON on TV, they take over the White House in 2004 ..and the -Enemy Within- CLINTONS know it.

NEVER FORGET

[Smittie]

The picture of Hitlary is missing from this montage, everyone knows without ol Hubble they wouldn't have Chealse!

[fivecatsandadog]

"I just heard a network exec announce that The Slick Willie Show's primary sponsors will be the Hoover Company, the vacuum cleaner giant, and Chiquita Brands International."

That really sucks. However, I expected nothing less.

[ChaseR]

...If the Democrats take over the House this Fall thru CLINTON on TV,
they take over the White House in 2004 ..and the -Enemy Within- CLINTONS know it.

Bttt

[fivecatsandadog]

What else can this idiot possibly do to destroy any integrity that might be left of his "legacy"? Porno flicks, that's what. He's done everything else but that.

[My2Cents]

Another possible name for Clinton's TV show:

"Eight (years) Is Enough."

[Bars4Bill]

He's done everything else but that [porno].

Are you sure about that?

[My2Cents]

Have him share a program cohosted with Hillary and call it "Family Fued."

[Inspectorette]

a character playing William Shatner ( the host ), who, while interviewing a guest, would pull out the inevitable

The Klinkster isn't very well known for pulling out the inevitable - he's well known for pulling out the...

[FryingPan101]

Bill Clinton should be left alone to grow up and become who he should have been all along....Jerry Springer.

[KLT]

I always thought he was Jerry Springer Jr...

[KLT]

If Clinton hosts a talk show, who would you most like to see as his guest?
Monica Lewinsky 56% 315
Hillary Clinton 14% 78
Ken Starr 14% 77
Bob Barr 6% 32
Paula Jones 4% 20
Tonya Harding 8% 43
Total Votes 565

Well, I vote, for Juanita Broderick and Dolly Kyle Browning...I'd love to see that!

[KLT]

"Eight (years) Is Enough."

May I add to that? "Eight (Years was Too much) Is Enough."

[KLT]

KLT, GRRRRR is a Chicagoland Chapter member. And it's only 5 R's, not 30! LOL

Sorry RedWing9, can I be sued for plagerism...OMG...Yes, I've seen GRRRRR on the threads...Tell him not to sue me please...LOL

[KLT]

We're trying not to forget Ronnie, but most of the public has such a short memory...

[holyscroller]

Re: Post #57. What's he about to do to that chicken?