Mudsucking Grunt Bump.
I'll have to raise my BS flag to full mast Laz if you cannot immediately produce instructions as to fabricating a rosary from a yarmulke or kippah ........clock is running and dark clouds are forming...........BTW your not promoting Zoroastrianism here just for sh*ts and giggles are you ??
Stay Safe (ooops too late :o)
Then the Pali's would call the Israelis Jew Cheistian Crusaders and intensify their bombing campaign.
Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown