[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Ping

[in_troth]

Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark

yeah, but he got instructions from a really great designer!

[Dinsdale]

20. Too much is always better then not enough. (so long as not enough is not undefined)

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

19. Your friends love you anyway.

Reminds me of the following (by Emerson?), paraphrased:

Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job.

[sphinx]

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Ouch.

[Dedbone]

Before retiring for the night, always visit the bathroom whether you think you have to go or not.

[bribriagain]

Thanks HLL. You've brightened my day.

[fporretto]

I have to add an old favorite I learned from Robert A. Heinlein:

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit The Palace Of Reason: http://palaceofreason.com

[Pagey]

8. "When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy".

I completely agree with this and I would add the words, "And Often Successful".

[asformeandformyhouse]

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Also a great test for a potential mate. If they treat the waiter like crap, they'll probably treat you the same way when you become 'familiar'.

[sharktrager]

7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously,

and that person will post a vanity on Free Republic to share their indignation.

[Liberty Belle]

Enjoy and add as you see fit!

[FormerLib]

Great post. Thanks!

[stillonaroll]

13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

I must disagree with #13. Daylight time is useful because, a) during summer months, the sun comes up so early that the morning daylight is wasted, as few are yet awake at sunrise; and b) the extra hour of daylight lengthens the time available for outdoor recreation.

Thus, you gain an hour of sunshine at, effectively, no cost.

[Richard Kimball]

bump

[Dog Gone]

Are you pregnant?

[WaterDragon]

Nice!

[ArGee]

23. It is not your job to fix the universe.

I claim I have learned that one, but I really haven't yet. Maybe by the time I'm 50 it will become reflex?

Shalom.

[ArGee]

What! You were expecting something BRAAD?

Shalom.

[patton]

Meet her parents. If they don't share your values, RUN!