Yeeehhaww..Let's go to Wal-Mart (Horsemen arrested after Wal-Mart ride)

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette ^ | 10 APR 02 | DCBryan1, AP

[DCBryan1]

Horsemen arrested after Wal-Mart ride

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Copyright © 2002 Associated Press.

EL DORADO -- Frontier justice and modern retailing collided when police arrested two men they say rode horses through a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

Store workers told police early Sunday that the men rode horses through the food section of the giant store. The workers then led officers to a large pile of horse manure just inside the entrance.

The officers stopped John Glenn Carelock, 20, and tried to coax Clinton Evers, 23, from his horse, but he rode off with officers in pursuit.

Police said Evers was swinging what appeared to be reins or a rope at deputies. When police yelled for him to stop and dismount, they said he responded by yelling the obscenity "Yippie Kay Ye MotherF*****". A small crowd of young people gathered to watch. Police said he fled into woods and was caught on a nearby road.

Evers was arrested on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Carelock was booked on a charge of public intoxication. Both men were issued citations to appear in Municipal Court before their release.

[DCBryan1]

The workers then led officers to a large pile of horse manure just inside the entrance.

Cleanup on Isle 1!

Luckily, Roger Clinton was not to be found.

[DallasMike]

Every Texan knows that its only polite to park your horse outside of the food section. They tend to spook the horseradish and make the beets blush.

[Eastbound]

'Snort'! 'Guffaw!' 'Whinneee!' JayCee convention must be in town. LOL!

[TonyBanks]

There's more things falling than prices in them there Wal-Mart stores.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Yippie Kay Ye ...?

What language is that?

[DCBryan1]

El Dorado , AR is on the border with Louisiana. Ask the coonasses.

[DCBryan1]

There's more things falling than prices in them there Wal-Mart stores.

ROFLMAO!

...PLOP!! PLOP!! PLOP!!!

I wonder if it was the formed up apple sized manure, or maybe like the manure of a scared horse...I call them "the green apple splatters"...all liquid, a little manure.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great good fortune........

the Wal-mart manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You do realize that only someone from that part of the country can see the word coonass and not wonder where the PC police are........! lol

[Buckeroo]

They could have been shopping for an appropriately sized horse's dootie bag and got pissed off that the product was not available like a kitties or doggies.

[DCBryan1]

Are you telling me that there are people in America who DO NOT know what a coonass is? Geez....theyve never been to "'Nawlins"

[3catsanadog]

Once me and my horseback riding friends rode our horses through the drive through line at a McDonald's west of Denver. Everyone got a kick out of it. (Fortunately, no road apples were left behind.)

[3catsanadog]

One of my favorite bosses ever was a good old coonass from Louisiana. I'm afraid I forget what town he was from.

[jonatron]

The language is cajun - like from the Opelousas [prairie], not New Orleans.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Ah yes, Louisiana. The state that even Arkansas looks down on.

[ppaul]

Reminds me of when the Blues Brothers drove that ol' Dodge police cruiser through the mall!

[ppaul]

[DCBryan1]

Reminds me of when the Blues Brothers drove that ol' Dodge police cruiser through the mall!

"Looks like the new model Olds are in early this year".

[Washington-Husky]

Hey, TG, I could reply to that "coonass" thing, but you know I could only do it via Freepmail! lol

[Thumper1960]

Lookie here