[chance33_98]

I wonder what pee-wee Herman's choice of seat says about him...there is a poll on the site as well about where you sit.

Where do you sit in the movie theater?
Choice	Votes	Percent of 8461 votes
front	442	5%
back	2160	26%
middle	4533	54%
side	1326	16%

[maxwell]

How's about if you just stand right smack in the middle of the aisle?

[Lumberjack]

Hmmm, interesting. What does it mean if you get up and move to a new seat every two minutes, and after sitting down turning to the person beside you and asking them if they'll feed your monkey while you're away?

Just curious. Not that I do this. Much.

[LurkedLongEnough]

And if you think theater movies glorify idiocy, you boycott movies.

[martin_fierro]

And if you sit in the projection booth, you're a major loser! <|:)~

[Hildy]

When we go to the movies, we always sit near the front (closest to the exit, and on the aisle) On the aisle so my husband can go to the bathroom without having to bother anyone to get up, and near the exit, because it seems I have to walk out so often!

[Gamecock]

I sit on my bottom.

[concerned about politics]

If you sit in the back, you are independent and don't like being told what to do.

Guess that explains why we're right wingers.
Left wing touchie-feelie- tolerance-live as we say- type propaganda doesn't work around here.

[GingisK]

How about if you just plain refuse to go to movies in order to avoid supporting hollywood Trash?

[Brute_Force]

What if you sit on the aisle because you have long legs and like to stretch out? Does this skew the data?

[Rebelbase]

"For example, if you sit in the front, you are outgoing, fun loving, competitive and easily bored. "

More likely you got there late and those were the only seats available.

[Arthur McGowan]

And if you sit in the middle seats, you are flexible, diplomatic, easygoing, a good listener and good at keeping secrets.

Ridiculous. I sit in the middle, and I am none of those things. I just like to see the picture undistorted, and hear the Dolby sound with the proper balance among the channels.

[dglang]

If you sit in the front rows, you are nearsighted, and those in the rear are far sighted. Those on the sides are there because they came late and all the good seats are gone.

[dalereed]

What do they say about someone like me that hasn't been inside a movie theatre in over 40 years except to remodel them?

[lowbridge]

Haven't been to the movie theater in a long time but I like front row center. I prefer for that big screen to fill up my field of vision as much as possible. And I don't like to look at the back of other peoples heads as well. Also, by sitting in the center (instead of on the aisle), you're not bothered as much by others in your row who come and go during the movie. "Excuse me....Excuse me...I'm sorry...excuse me...."

[breakem]

I always sit diagonally behind a woman in a short skirt or the one with the most buttons undone. In case the movie doesn't work out.

[Kermit]

I'm an aisle sitter.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I wonder what pee-wee Herman's choice of seat says about him

I don't care where Pee-Wee sits, as long as I'm not the next guy in that chair!

[Lazamataz]

I prefer sitting on the top of a very tall building with a sniper rifle and a clown suit, complete with floppy shoes and a honky-honky clown nose.

What does that say about me?

And when will the voices stop? FOR THE LOVE OF G-D WHEN WILL THE VOICES STOP?!?!?!?!!?

[dbwz]

Q. Name two people who were shot in theaters.

A. 1 - Abraham Lincoln. 2 - the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.

[RWG]

What if you just rent videos?