USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[SpookBrat]

((((Mrs. Cut)))) We love you guys. Prayers for healing will be offered up for the both of you.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Welcome to the USO Canteen AND Free Republic!

[SassyMom]

We will continue to pray for him.

[SassyMom]

You are right, Love does conquer all and we love both you and Long Cut. I will keep you both in my prayers.

[Mrs. Cut]

Wow, you guys are quick. Now I know what he's doing half the night! Thanks for the warm welcome.

[whoever]

Please know that we will continue to support you both.

May God richly bless your lives together.

[lodwick]

lol - you're correct. After returning from just south of the Red River to Austin on IH35, all a Texas license plate makes me think of is idiot drivers and way too much traffic.

Thanks for the thought, (you did great today) JL

[MistyCA]

LOL....that's great! I love your picture!

[SassyMom]

Oh look at you, you look WONDERFUL!!!! :)

Well, I'm off to spend some time with my hubby. He finally got home after a LONG day. Y'all have a GREAT evening.

[whoever]

We will miss you. Enjoy YOUR evening.

[MistyCA]

Well, using the son-in-law's ford truck now! It's a slug! But I do love his other one...the explorer! Heck, are you really rapping on my Jeep? NO way! It's beautiful! Just can't move it out of the damned driveway!

[MistyCA]

Hubby and I did that one year! He dressed like a woman and I dressed like a man...then we went over to visit my dad and he wouldn't let us in! He honestly had no clue who we were! LOL.

[lodwick]

Good evening, and nice to meet you. I'm Jim. Family business has taken me out of the Canteen for a couple of days; and I did not know of your loss. My prayers, thoughts, and sympathies are with you - Mrs. lodwick and I know the depth of your sorrow.

God bless, keep, strengthen, and comfort you both. Amen. JL

[Billie]

Beautiful post from your heart, Mrs. Cut. Take care of yourself and your nice husband. :)

[MistyCA]

Mrs. Cut, you and LC are blessed to have each other! I am sorry for your loss, but its these tough time that give us the strength we need to forge forward. Have a wonderful rest of the day, and many to come!!!

[SAMWolf]

Adult Refreshments provided by: Lodwick

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Some of the finest people on earth enter the USO Canteen.
I am so proud to be among so many fine individuals each day.

[HiJinx]

Wow, you guys are quick.

That's what we're good at!
You (and LC) are very special people to us.
It takes a lot of moxie to open up to us, and your LC isn't the only one who's done that!!!!
Welcome to our family, please don't hesitate to drop in any time. You are always going to find open arms and hearts here!

[4TheFlag]

You have a great evening FRiend!

[lodwick]

Hey Sam - nice work, as usual! Thanks. JL

(This may be one of the fattest graphics threads I've ever seen - it's great.) ;-)

(Think the Robinsons may be investing in broadband?) I've got to shut it down - you guys have a great time tonight!