USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[SAMWolf]

There aren't any birthday cakes in that oven are there?

[whoever]

..that 2nd delivery truck MADE IT today didn't it??? ..

Yes, and two since.

[4TheFlag]

There aren't any birthday cakes in that oven are there?

No, but I DID find one in the Fridge!

[4TheFlag]

Yes, and two since.

YIKES, what did you do with all that???

[Aquamarine]

You look marvelous! Really! :)

[Billie]

Ping away! Ping away! Yes, I would imagine you like red - it's one of "our" colors, isn't it! LOL

[Billie]

I think it takes someone with a really great sense of humor to dress just nerdy enough that it's not obvious. Naturally, people aren't going to know whether you're serious or not!

[Argh]

I draw worse than I sing, and I've got the worst singing voice in Christendom.

[whoever]

It is in a stable in the barn. Better keep that door locked or he will help himself. You can use the bobcat to bring up a load at a time.

[Billie]

Thanks, Jim - I had wished I had a different logo for you - wanted to give you credit for the bar and drinks, but a Texas License Plate somehow doesn't bring to mind bartenders and drinks. :)

[Billie]

I take that as a compliment - thank you - glad you enjoyed it!

[SpookBrat]

OK, ok, ok, I'll admit it. That's really what I look like. LOL I couldn't lie to you all.

Well, O'Reilly's over and now I'm bored. Who's around?

[SassyMom]

You do NOT look like that, you are beautiful!!! :)

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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[MistyCA]

Oh, thanks! I am fine. It actually dropped off when my husband went to start it! Imagine that....the mounting bracket just broke right off! It had to have been defective, but I am greatful no one was driving it at the time! How would that be to suddenly lose the power steering and the belts? Heavens! Thanks for your concern. Got it under control!

[MistyCA]

Thanks! It is the first good news I have had about my brother for weeks now! I am thrilled that he has managed to pull it off again! What an extraordinary spirit, but you know what? I think the prayers from here have helped. I know they did! :)

[Mrs. Cut]

Long Cut and I couldn't be more different - I guess that's the "opposites attract" rule. I would never spill my heart to "strangers" the way he does, but hey, he's Italian, if he hasn't told you. It's a wonder he can type and talk at the same time : ) I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who have sent your prayers and sympathies our way. Upon being told I was doomed to miscarry, my worst fear was telling him, because I knew it would break his heart. You (all) were there for him in the middle of the night when I was not strong enough. Thank you. We will survive. We will give our hearts to another child someday. But in the interim it is friends like you who sustain us. Omnia vincit amor - Love conquers all.

[SpookBrat]

Thanks Sassy. You are sweet. Having babies sure makes you feel ugly though. LOL (I laugh at Britney Spears thinking, "You just wait honey...it's coming").

Lookie SAM...I did it! :)

[SpookBrat]

Thanks Tonkin. I'm going to email them. Thank you so much for providing this address for us.

[MistyCA]

LMAO! T-man it sooo funny! I love it! :)