Chelsea's Tongue

Self | March 25, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just saw a copy of the latest Globe magazine on the supermarket checkout line and Chelsea Clinton is featured tongue kissing with her boyfriend on the cover. This pic (below) has already been posted here but it doesn't do justice to the actual hardcopy cover photo since her tongue is clearly seen on the actual cover. The ironic thing is that millions of folks who are buying food at the supermarket checkout lines will lose their appetites when they see Chelsea's tongue leaping out at them from the newpaper racks.

BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.

[calmseas]

BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.

That's any easy one compared to explaining Bill's favorite activity.

[PoisedWoman]

I almost fell over in the supermarket line from Chelsea's halitosis. No kidding, I laughed myself crazy and passed the Globe to others in the line who shared the joke. I don't care who's raging against kissing with their mouths closed; this photo is gross and disgusting.

[riley1992]

LOL. We don't need a hotel room. She gets the cover of a magazine. Why should we have to hide?

[section9]

And now a message from the 42nd President of the United States of America.....

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[sneakypete]

My o'my......must have learned well from the old man...

Yup,and he's bound to be jealous.

[PJ-Comix]

I don't care who's raging against kissing with their mouths closed; this photo is gross and disgusting.

That photo would have been a turn-on if it had been Salma Hayek but Chelsea?.....BLEEEEECCCH!!!

[VRWC_minion]

She actually looks like she is a pretty good kisser. Wonder if Dad taught her.

[PJ-Comix]

She actually looks like she is a pretty good kisser.

You wanna lock tongues with her? Be my guest.

[Illbay]

Actually, after what her father did a bit of tonsil-hockey is tame stuff indeed.

[alloysteel]

Face it - the kid is just genetically predisposed to express herself in this manner - she may even be hard-wired, and can no more control her reflexes than a snake can stop twitching when decapitated.

I know, I know, that is evil and uncalled for and an overly personal attack, but her venomous viper of a mother has encouraged all the right programming. Some creatures do not learn in the conventional sense of the word, they can only be trained. Grooming for the Supreme Court, perhaps? Certainly a high position in some future Democrat regime. Democrats are unable to form respectable governments, but they can create some very Machiavellian power combinations.

[homeschool mama]

I saw the actual cover while standing in the Grocery check out line this evening. Suddenly, I wasn't hungry any longer. Guess I found a new way to wane an appetite.

[PJ-Comix]

What's the deal with her boyfriend? Doesn't he realize there are tons of better looking chicks than Chelsea? Or is he willing to hold his physical revulsion in check for the sake of possibly marrying a celebrity? Believe me, if her boyfriend actually marries Chelsea, he will be cheating on her bigtime after the wedding.

[homeschool mama]

That's it! This guy attended the Algore school of kissing!

[Abcdefg]

I think Connie Francis is suing a porn outfit for using her songs in a movie.

She was being interviewed by Low-life Larry King the other night and this came up.

[Rainmist]

French ( tongue ) kissing is nasty. When I was dating, if the guy stuck his tongue in my mouth during a kiss, it was the last time I went out with him. Total turnoff for me. YUCK !!!

[Fred Mertz]

Hey commish, I didn't realize you were such a dish! But I kinda like your new show on Fx, The Shield, Tuesdays at 9 p.m.

[null and void]

Don't they call that a rimmer?

you bad man. BAD!

[PJ-Comix]

French ( tongue ) kissing is nasty.

On Howard Stern's old channel 9 TV show, Zsa Zsa Gabor appeared as a guest. Howard tried to give her just a friendly kiss but Zsa Zsa shoved her tongue down Howard's throat. It was the first time I ever saw Howard in a state of shock like that. That was something he never expected.

[Kermit]

Gawd! Thank goodness. I thought 'few' was 'blew'.:^0