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Chelsea's Tongue
Self | March 25, 2002 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/25/2002 5:36:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just saw a copy of the latest Globe magazine on the supermarket checkout line and Chelsea Clinton is featured tongue kissing with her boyfriend on the cover. This pic (below) has already been posted here but it doesn't do justice to the actual hardcopy cover photo since her tongue is clearly seen on the actual cover. The ironic thing is that millions of folks who are buying food at the supermarket checkout lines will lose their appetites when they see Chelsea's tongue leaping out at them from the newpaper racks.

BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chelseaclinton
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To: PJ-Comix
BTW, how are folks going to explain that tongue kiss to their kids if they are asked about it while waiting on the checkout line? I mean that photo sure does leap out at you.

That's any easy one compared to explaining Bill's favorite activity.

21 posted on 03/25/2002 5:56:51 PM PST by calmseas
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To: PJ-Comix
I almost fell over in the supermarket line from Chelsea's halitosis. No kidding, I laughed myself crazy and passed the Globe to others in the line who shared the joke. I don't care who's raging against kissing with their mouths closed; this photo is gross and disgusting.
22 posted on 03/25/2002 5:57:10 PM PST by PoisedWoman
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To: Texas Eagle
LOL. We don't need a hotel room. She gets the cover of a magazine. Why should we have to hide?
23 posted on 03/25/2002 5:57:47 PM PST by riley1992
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To: PoisedWoman

And now a message from the 42nd President of the United States of America.....

Be Seeing You,

Chris

24 posted on 03/25/2002 5:59:27 PM PST by section9
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To: Gillmeister
My o'my......must have learned well from the old man...

Yup,and he's bound to be jealous.

25 posted on 03/25/2002 5:59:34 PM PST by sneakypete
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To: PoisedWoman
I don't care who's raging against kissing with their mouths closed; this photo is gross and disgusting.

That photo would have been a turn-on if it had been Salma Hayek but Chelsea?.....BLEEEEECCCH!!!

26 posted on 03/25/2002 6:01:31 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
She actually looks like she is a pretty good kisser. Wonder if Dad taught her.
27 posted on 03/25/2002 6:03:05 PM PST by VRWC_minion
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To: VRWC_minion
She actually looks like she is a pretty good kisser.

You wanna lock tongues with her? Be my guest.

28 posted on 03/25/2002 6:04:21 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Actually, after what her father did a bit of tonsil-hockey is tame stuff indeed.
29 posted on 03/25/2002 6:06:16 PM PST by Illbay
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To: PJ-Comix
Face it - the kid is just genetically predisposed to express herself in this manner - she may even be hard-wired, and can no more control her reflexes than a snake can stop twitching when decapitated.

I know, I know, that is evil and uncalled for and an overly personal attack, but her venomous viper of a mother has encouraged all the right programming. Some creatures do not learn in the conventional sense of the word, they can only be trained. Grooming for the Supreme Court, perhaps? Certainly a high position in some future Democrat regime. Democrats are unable to form respectable governments, but they can create some very Machiavellian power combinations.

30 posted on 03/25/2002 6:07:07 PM PST by alloysteel
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To: PJ-Comix
I saw the actual cover while standing in the Grocery check out line this evening. Suddenly, I wasn't hungry any longer. Guess I found a new way to wane an appetite.
31 posted on 03/25/2002 6:10:13 PM PST by homeschool mama
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To: alloysteel
What's the deal with her boyfriend? Doesn't he realize there are tons of better looking chicks than Chelsea? Or is he willing to hold his physical revulsion in check for the sake of possibly marrying a celebrity? Believe me, if her boyfriend actually marries Chelsea, he will be cheating on her bigtime after the wedding.
32 posted on 03/25/2002 6:10:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
That's it! This guy attended the Algore school of kissing!
34 posted on 03/25/2002 6:11:34 PM PST by homeschool mama
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To: FryingPan101
I think Connie Francis is suing a porn outfit for using her songs in a movie.

She was being interviewed by Low-life Larry King the other night and this came up.

35 posted on 03/25/2002 6:11:58 PM PST by Abcdefg
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To: PoisedWoman
French ( tongue ) kissing is nasty. When I was dating, if the guy stuck his tongue in my mouth during a kiss, it was the last time I went out with him. Total turnoff for me. YUCK !!!
36 posted on 03/25/2002 6:12:47 PM PST by Rainmist
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To: Commish
Hey commish, I didn't realize you were such a dish! But I kinda like your new show on Fx, The Shield, Tuesdays at 9 p.m.
37 posted on 03/25/2002 6:13:23 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: DainBramage
Don't they call that a rimmer?

you bad man. BAD!

38 posted on 03/25/2002 6:14:57 PM PST by null and void
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To: Rainmist
French ( tongue ) kissing is nasty.

On Howard Stern's old channel 9 TV show, Zsa Zsa Gabor appeared as a guest. Howard tried to give her just a friendly kiss but Zsa Zsa shoved her tongue down Howard's throat. It was the first time I ever saw Howard in a state of shock like that. That was something he never expected.

39 posted on 03/25/2002 6:15:40 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Gawd! Thank goodness. I thought 'few' was 'blew'.:^0
40 posted on 03/25/2002 6:15:51 PM PST by Kermit
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